Semester Break... My Balls

After the recent emotional outburst, a certain part of me have told me to calm the fuck down. Regardless of what insight you guys shared in my last post, I’d like to say thanks for even reading the shit that I spew every other week. It really means a lot. But if you’re gonna ask me to treat you something to eat, consider yourself blacklisted in my list of friends.

It occurs to me (once again) that I haven’t been blogging about other “worldly” matters regularly. But fuck it lah you guys would understand, right? It’s not like a the world revolves around my hatred for the world and whatnot. So I’m gonna talk about myself again today.

If you’ve paid more attention than a common monkey you would’ve noticed that I’ve said in my last post that this is one of the most boring holiday I’ve ever had. This is what my timetable looks like:

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12-7pm:
I wake up and have lunch. My laptop would start screaming at me begging me to open it and go online, and I always comply. If nobody calls me out, then I’ll stay online dicking around the internet until….

7pm-5am:
Mom calls me down for dinner. If I’m feeling like a dickhead I wouldn’t eat until 8 or 9. My phone usually don’t ring so I’ll go back online, wait for the missus if I’m feeling bored. If not I’d sometimes forget the missus' existence. For some reason I’ll only bath when she comes online. Yeah I’m that fucking weird. After the missus goes to sleep I’ll stay online, maybe watch PPS with my brother if there’s anything interesting. Then I sleep.
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Don’t ask me what the hell do I do on the internet. Sometimes I don’t even fucking know. Maybe that’s why they call it surfing. But in their case, those surfers are prone to getting shitfucked by sharks or jellyfishes. Me? Unfortunate encounters with gay porn, I assume. I swore off gutterpost a fucking long time ago and I’ve revisited the site again after a certain Samuel Law fucking became a fan of gutterpost in facebook. As any testosterone-filled human being would do, yours truly clicked on the link and began browsing again. Seems like they uploaded new sex tapes again!!! Paul, thank you for answering my prayers!!

Sprinkled with a little bit of limteh sessions that juggles between my friends and my brother, that’s all I’ve done for the past month. Can’t wait to get out of this fucking hellhole. My fellow West Malaysian friends, the King is coming back to KL baby! Until college really starts, I think I’ll have around two weeks to play around. Oh wait, play around means that I do basically the same shit that I do back here in Sarawak, just that things are more livelier. Maybe it’s the people. And the constant road rage that entertains me.

Damn, all these look very jumbled up. For those of you who didn’t understand what the hell was that all about. It’s how a not-so-normal college kid lives his life for 20+ days during his not-so-needed holiday break.