啊。。直冲我上了新的intake，我觉得我的话语颈部了很多。所以今天我要看一下我到底有多厉害。 说真的，我今晚不知道要写什么。可是我很想很久没有update了。为了我的粉丝，我今晚一定要废话多一点。最精在班里给人发现到了我是很cheap的一个男人，我就讲一些钱的道理吧。啊，我只是面对事实（fact）而已嘛。没钱=cheap啊，不是吗？如果你们想让我开心，请你们多请客以点吧。
好吧，别胡说了。我们现在就继续我们的话题！！！！！！！！
如果我能得到一块钱给我每一次说，“只有那些有钱的人会说钱是不重要的” 我看我现在已经发财了。 我看我来跟你们讲一些道理吧。
我问你。有钱人有想过明天要吃什么吗？有钱人有想过，“啊，明天还要走路去上课。很期待哦！”。有钱人有想过，“啊，明天又要吃鸡扒饭咯，好开心哦！” 没有啊。有钱人有跟朋友坐下来喝茶，然后聊如果他们没钱会做什么吗？也没有啊。有钱人是不会理解的。为什么呢？因为他们没缺过钱啊。 钱不重要？那你们有每天做梦没钱的生活是怎样的吗？是不是没有？那。。。你他妈的跟我卷！
就是这样我才会说有钱人是不会明白穷人的想法。你们没缺过钱。
我们这些没钱的人啊就跟你们不一样。我们每天都有做梦到有钱了之后我们会想要做什么。我们的梦想已经计划了好好的。想要什么买车，买什么房子，买什么女人。。啊对不起说错话了。。。如果小孩子看到了刚才我打的字，俊杰哥哥想说一声对不起啊。啊，其实不用说对不起啦。反震你们十二岁的时候也会知道这个道理了。唉，追经的年轻人真的没家教！！超级白！
以后我有钱呢，我要买一件家用巧克力做的。如果我住到闷了就把他吃掉。这件家呢，每个房间都有一个女人等着我上！厕所大便之后我要用美景来查屁股（wipe ass）。我会给钱给侯佩岑在节目上说我特别帅。周杰伦每年都要写个送我。一定是要主打曲。啊，不要拉，我在这是很不要面子可是我在真的生活不是这样的。啊，我看我会拿那些钱给所有世界的人。一个人一千块美景。我要他们每天说吃大便会变比较帅。妈的，我不信过了那个时候会没有人吃大便。。
哦，还有一个。我要每天请super juni儿和抱了几了比而脱（paulgilbert）来我家开演唱会。。。。也让他说我帅。
操，我真不要脸。
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For those of you who don't read Chinese, I've had the courtesy of bitchslapping the whole thing above into Yahoo Babelfish which translated the whole thing for you. God bless the internet (and free porn).
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The direct impact on me new intake, I had thought that my words pate have been many. Therefore I must look that today I have fiercely. Said really, I did not know tonight must write anything. But I very wanted very for a long time not to have update. For mine bean or sweet potato starch noodles, I want tonight certainly idle talk many spots. Finest discovered in the class for the human I was a cheap man, I spoke some money the truth. , I only am face the fact (fact). Not money =cheap, not right? If you want to let me be happy, asks you to treat by.
Good, do not talk nonsense. We continue our topic now!!!!!!!!
If I can obtain one dollar each time to say for me, “only then these rich people will say that the money will be unimportant” I thought I already got rich now. I thought that I come with you to speak some truths.
I ask you. The rich man has had thought what tomorrow can eat? The rich man has thought that “, must walk tomorrow attends class. Anticipates very much!”. The rich man has thought that “, must eat the chicken tomorrow to eat, good happy!” Not. The rich man has with the friend sits down drinks tea, then chats, if what they won't have the money to make? Also does not have. The rich man will not understand. Why? Because they have not been short of money. The money is unimportant? Then you have a dream the money life have been every day what kind of? ? That. . . Your his mother curls with me!
Will be this I will only then say that the rich man will not understand poor person's idea. You have not been short of money.
Our these money's person has been dissimilar with you. We will have every day have a dream after rich we will have wanted to make anything. Our dream had already planned well. Wants anything to buy the vehicle, buys any house, buys any woman. . Sorry speaks incorrectly the words. . . If the child saw I had hit a moment ago the character, handsome outstanding elder brother wants to say sorry. , Did not need saying that actually sorry. Instead shakes you 12 year-old time also will know this truth. Oh, pursues after young people really does not have the family education!! Super white!
Later I will be rich, I must buy a home use chocolate to do. If I lived stuffily to have eaten him. This family, each room has a woman to wait for on me! After restroom bowel movement, I must use the beautiful scene to look up the buttocks (wipe ass). I to the money to Hou Peicen at the program will say that I will lead specially. Zhou Jielun wants to write every year to deliver me. Certainly is must advocate hits the tune. , Do not pull, I in this am do not attach great importance to face-saving very much, but I in the real life am not this. , I thought that I will take the human who these money will give all worlds. A person 1000 beautiful scene. I wanted them to say every day ate the bowel movement to be able to change quite graceful. The mother, I did not believe has met nobody to eat the bowel movement at that time. . Oh, but also has one. I must invite super every day the juni son and hug several have compared escape (paulgilbert) to come my family to hold the concert. . . . Also let him say that I led.
Holds, I am not concerned about face really.
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Lazy
Go read gapnap's latest post. I contributed a little to it. If you've worshiped me enough you should be able to see which part of it did I write. It's scattered all over the place, though. Anyway, have fun and be safe.
And by the way.... PAUL GILBERT WAS IN SINGAPORE OH MY FUCKING GOD?!?!?!?! I only knew about this one week before he was coming so it was too late for all those passport bullshit and planning stuff.
edit: wtf I don't know how to make the video above smaller. Sometimes I wonder why am I even in a computing-related course. Mystupidity greatness baffles even myself.
And by the way.... PAUL GILBERT WAS IN SINGAPORE OH MY FUCKING GOD?!?!?!?! I only knew about this one week before he was coming so it was too late for all those passport bullshit and planning stuff.
edit: wtf I don't know how to make the video above smaller. Sometimes I wonder why am I even in a computing-related course. My
Friday, October 9, 2009
Hope
Hope. This feeling is amazingly beautiful. It gets us through each day, we believe everything will be better tomorrow. Hope is like thinking that we can find a sack of gold hiding in between that pile of rubbish outside our house. Hope motivates us to do our best. We WILL beat about our rubbish bin expecting that fat sack of gold. But fret not for even if hope fails us this time, it will come into play right after it decides we're not worthy of the gold. Instantaneously, it tells us that the sack of gold might be there tomorrow, or the day after and maybe one after that. We will then shrug it off and go on living as if despair and loss never existed that day.
Everyone knows that there are two sides to a coin and hope unfortunately, is not exempted.
Hiding behind the beauty of that belief is another side shrouded by ugliness and danger. Viewing the above example realistically, hope is like believing we'll lead a life worth telling our grandsons even when now we're plagued with poverty and loss. Hope forcibly carves a smile on our face when we are in the deep abyss of despair. Hope blinds us with a veil so thick we can't differentiate an elephant from a mouse. Wealth from poverty. Loss from gain.
"Naive" is what I told myself when confronted with hope. Hope leads us to choose ignorance over wisdom. When something is wrong, we tell ourselves that everything will be alright.
"Don't worry, be happy." Bobby McFerrin sings.
Without any qualms, hope opens up doors to a perception of a beautiful life, but it renders us vulnerable to being made a fool. Remember when dad promised you a PS2 if you aced that Maths paper and broke that promise? Remember when your girl promised happiness and she too, broke that promise? Remember when your boss promised you increased wages and he TOO, broke that promise? What happened after that? Let me tell you what happened. Hopes are shattered, fools are born, lies are told, egos bruised.
I see hope as being naive and foolish but yet, I can't live without hope. Neither can you. All of us live hoping for a better tomorrow. Human beings start each of their day full of hope. It's menacingly fascinating, really. Hope provides you with the energy to brave against all odds just to survive to see the day when your hopes are realized. Revolutions didn't start because people thought it's hopeless. Medicines weren't researched because doctors felt hopeless. Ultimately, suicide bombers didn't kill themselves just to say, "Fuck you!" to the Americans. They had hope. A dangerous one. But who are we to judge? Dying for their hope might be the most beautiful thing in their mindset.
Even with this knowledge, how can we overcome this adversity?
Most of us choose to believe that ignorance is bliss. The devil you know is better than the devil you don't know. People resist changes because of this. Pain aversion, some call it. Hope causes us to be so dangerously stupid we can just launch a nuclear bomb with our stupidity. People avoid pain in the present at the cost of increased pain in the future.
Being in charge is sometimes painful. Seeing people and things for what they are hurts, especially when they're painted in a negative light. Then again, we have to be wise. Know what's worth fighting for and what's not. Make your calculations, do your maths. Don't invest your hope on useless relationships or businesses. I don't know if you believe in gravity, but when you fall, you hit the ground the same way everyone else does.
This quote has been thrown around endlessly and it's getting a little tiring, but I believe that it is most fitting to end this post with this:
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope will drive a man insane.” ~Red to Andy, from the movie,"The Shawshank Redemption"
Everyone knows that there are two sides to a coin and hope unfortunately, is not exempted.
Hiding behind the beauty of that belief is another side shrouded by ugliness and danger. Viewing the above example realistically, hope is like believing we'll lead a life worth telling our grandsons even when now we're plagued with poverty and loss. Hope forcibly carves a smile on our face when we are in the deep abyss of despair. Hope blinds us with a veil so thick we can't differentiate an elephant from a mouse. Wealth from poverty. Loss from gain.
"Naive" is what I told myself when confronted with hope. Hope leads us to choose ignorance over wisdom. When something is wrong, we tell ourselves that everything will be alright.
"Don't worry, be happy." Bobby McFerrin sings.
Without any qualms, hope opens up doors to a perception of a beautiful life, but it renders us vulnerable to being made a fool. Remember when dad promised you a PS2 if you aced that Maths paper and broke that promise? Remember when your girl promised happiness and she too, broke that promise? Remember when your boss promised you increased wages and he TOO, broke that promise? What happened after that? Let me tell you what happened. Hopes are shattered, fools are born, lies are told, egos bruised.
I see hope as being naive and foolish but yet, I can't live without hope. Neither can you. All of us live hoping for a better tomorrow. Human beings start each of their day full of hope. It's menacingly fascinating, really. Hope provides you with the energy to brave against all odds just to survive to see the day when your hopes are realized. Revolutions didn't start because people thought it's hopeless. Medicines weren't researched because doctors felt hopeless. Ultimately, suicide bombers didn't kill themselves just to say, "Fuck you!" to the Americans. They had hope. A dangerous one. But who are we to judge? Dying for their hope might be the most beautiful thing in their mindset.
Even with this knowledge, how can we overcome this adversity?
Most of us choose to believe that ignorance is bliss. The devil you know is better than the devil you don't know. People resist changes because of this. Pain aversion, some call it. Hope causes us to be so dangerously stupid we can just launch a nuclear bomb with our stupidity. People avoid pain in the present at the cost of increased pain in the future.
Being in charge is sometimes painful. Seeing people and things for what they are hurts, especially when they're painted in a negative light. Then again, we have to be wise. Know what's worth fighting for and what's not. Make your calculations, do your maths. Don't invest your hope on useless relationships or businesses. I don't know if you believe in gravity, but when you fall, you hit the ground the same way everyone else does.
This quote has been thrown around endlessly and it's getting a little tiring, but I believe that it is most fitting to end this post with this:
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope will drive a man insane.” ~Red to Andy, from the movie,"The Shawshank Redemption"
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Once a Snake, Always a Snake
A girl was strolling across the park one fine afternoon. Halfway throughout the journey, a snake slowly lurked in front of her. Initially scared, this girl immediately shut her eyes tightly and prayed that this menace will mind its own business and let her be.
Few seconds passed and she slowly opened her eyes, hoping that the worst was over. Unfortunately, the snake was still there, slithering gracefully in circles just a few steps away from her. She felt that this snake was different from the others.
She looked at the snake carefully from head to tail. Its scales were perfectly toned and beautiful. Its fiery red eyes were less intimidating and instill no fear at all. These features are so perfect they were inviting the girl to pet the snake on the head. But everyone knows that a snake bites.
Less calculated but still cautious, the girl asked the snake, "Will you bite me if I pet you?"
The snake smiled and said, "No, of course not."
Doubts filled her mind and she commented, "But all snakes bite. This is a never changing fact."
The snake responded, "You are correct. But look at me, do I look like a snake that can bite?"
Mesmerized by its beauty, the girl didn't think twice but petted it on its head almost immediately. In an instance, the snake bit her hard, so hard that the girl fell down on the buttocks. She screamed, "WHY DID YOU BITE ME? I THOUGHT YOU WERE DIFFERENT?"
The snake calmly replied, "You knew I was a snake when you first saw me. What did you expect?"
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You can never change someone into who they aren't. The worst thing you can think of is that you are so great you can help change a person. The real changes come from themselves, not a shit you do is going to affect them. And no, temporary changes don't count cause we're talking about permanent changes. Stop kidding and tricking yourselves, a snake will always be a snake.
Few seconds passed and she slowly opened her eyes, hoping that the worst was over. Unfortunately, the snake was still there, slithering gracefully in circles just a few steps away from her. She felt that this snake was different from the others.
She looked at the snake carefully from head to tail. Its scales were perfectly toned and beautiful. Its fiery red eyes were less intimidating and instill no fear at all. These features are so perfect they were inviting the girl to pet the snake on the head. But everyone knows that a snake bites.
Less calculated but still cautious, the girl asked the snake, "Will you bite me if I pet you?"
The snake smiled and said, "No, of course not."
Doubts filled her mind and she commented, "But all snakes bite. This is a never changing fact."
The snake responded, "You are correct. But look at me, do I look like a snake that can bite?"
Mesmerized by its beauty, the girl didn't think twice but petted it on its head almost immediately. In an instance, the snake bit her hard, so hard that the girl fell down on the buttocks. She screamed, "WHY DID YOU BITE ME? I THOUGHT YOU WERE DIFFERENT?"
The snake calmly replied, "You knew I was a snake when you first saw me. What did you expect?"
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You can never change someone into who they aren't. The worst thing you can think of is that you are so great you can help change a person. The real changes come from themselves, not a shit you do is going to affect them. And no, temporary changes don't count cause we're talking about permanent changes. Stop kidding and tricking yourselves, a snake will always be a snake.
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