I Died

Last night I died and then lived again after watching this video. FOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!



I don't know about this, but I think when a guy sees a girl with a hot body. The only sound they'll make are these:

"Ooooooh"

"Fooooooh" <--just add F in front of the ooooooh

"OOOOOOH"<-- this one is kinda like oooh but it's a long OH instead.

"xxxxiiiii"<--the sound you make when you grit your teeth and inhale. for a combo effect the practitioner is expected to then make a "HOOOOOOOO" exhaling sound.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" <--supposed to end with a "CK" but then usually you'll die before finishing it. This expression is only reserved for people like Kate Beckinsale and Monica Bellucci. Paul Gilbert too, if you're gay.

As you have probably predicted, I did say FUUUUU and died before completing it. The curves, the fair skin, smooth legs, fat ass cheeks that beg some pinching action... XXXXXIIIIIIII.Sometimes, it makes you wonder why instead of these five and the usual cuss words like GODDAYUM!, people never see a chick with a hot bod and say, "Hmm I think this girl has good future prospects."

one of the reasons why girls shouldn't have long hair

Preceding these hypocritically down to earth statements are always thoughts about wanting to fuck that said hot chick or just having her as a girlfriend. Needless to say, I made all four of these CONTINUOUSLY while wanting to just spread her legs ala how eagles spread their wings. I christen this move, the "Flying Eagle". This is just a short prelude to my next post. Which is obviously about girls! Have fun reading, and waiting.

Monday (Unexpected Continuation)

I meant coke. I giggled inside my heart like a 6 year old brat and said, "Yeah why not?" Then I remembered that I told Vincent I would write boring shit about how my day went cause we came to a conclusion that these shit garner more comments. Now that I've finished typing this post in 10 minutes, I want my 30+ comments, motherfuckers.

Oh wait, I haven't properly linked all my friends who blog so I have to do it now..... Okay it's done. While linking these blogs, I decided that after this I will dry my clothes and go to sleep.

Now that I've completely through with this shit in 13 minutes, I now want 50+ comments, you shit-eating unappreciative motherfuckers.

p.s. Wow, this is a fucking long post. Have fun reading!

p.p.s. Wa caocibai this post was too fucking long that my blog got fucked right after I posted this shit. My titles got screwed up, there weren't any archives and shit like that. I guess my life is kind of exciting.. heheh

p.p.s. Okay it was still fucked up. And I found out that it's because I didn't put an apostrophe ("<----this little dipshit right here) after i typed the html link to Vincent's blog. Yeah, my life is exciting. And I still want my now increased 70+ comments.

p.p.p.s. I edited the post before because I remembered DWFUCKTHISFUCKINGNAMEDOUBLEIKION messaged me on MSN. After that, I edited this post again to tell you fuckers this shit. I'm so honest sometimes I'm scared of myself. THIS IS A NO HOLDS BARRED HONEST POST THAT EVENTUALLY TOOK ME ALMOST HALF AN HOUR. END.

Monday

I woke up at around 1030 in the morning. How did I know? Cause I fucking looked at my phone after I woke up. Not contended with the sleep that I had, I continued to lie around (Always a good excuse for being lazy). Half an hour later, Steve Vai's Gentle Ways begin playing through my phone's speakers. Note to self: this song is beginning to annoy me. Remember to change alarm ringtone. Wake up call from a friend after that.

I got up and powered up the laptop, took off my pants and noticed my early morning erection. Too bad there's no pussy to go with this Godzilla dick of mine. I went to brush my teeth and take a bath. I forgot to wash my formal clothes last week so I decided to wear the same shit I last wore. I didn't tell a soul so I hope nobody finds out. I proceeded to dry my hair and shit. Hey, even men have to take care of their appearance these days, fuck society norms.

After dicking around on facebook, I went down to my Myvi(小红）and fetched my friend and we went for lunch at some fucking overpriced chicken rice restaurant of some sort. I paid RM50 but she gave me another RM50 back. I suddenly think that was the best chicken rice I've ever had. I finally gave in to my addiction and went to 71(some 24/7 shop that has clearly no originality). We then went to college.

Waited for around 15 fucking minutes for the van. I had the urge to just take off my pants and walk to college, it was THAT hot. Or maybe it's the feminine me talking to myself. Reached college and daydream for an hour and half. Halfway through, this China friend decided that he wants to be disturbed and asked me why I didn't hold his hand up so that the teacher will ask him to answer the question, because I did it to my other friend. I was afraid that he'd cry so I did it to him. He then squealed... or something like that and proceeded to hit me twice. The teacher said something like this,

"Why are you touching him. Please sit in front!!!"

Jesus Christ, you didn't have to make me into a rape victim, do you? She said it as if I complied to the rape itself. Fuck that shit. Anyway, class ended and we went to another class. Blabla boring bullshit I sat through the whole class trying to hide from the teacher's view cause I was feeling sleepy. After that class, Raymond called me and asked if I wanted to go for dinner at 5 fucking 30. I'm afraid of loneliness so I agreed to fetch Wei Jian. He then called me again and said it's cancelled. Yay!

I went home and chatted with my friend while browsing some comedy sites/forums with hope that those long lost creative juices will start flowing again. Listened to 陈奕迅's 你的背包 for the rest of the night. Around 8, we went to Carrefour for KFC since we're feeling like eating some chicken. I don't know about them but I did. There never really was a choice, heheh. We finished and got lost in the carpark for a few seconds.

Came back at 9 and continued listening to that song. Chatted with a friend again while re-reading michaelooi.net. This guy should be given a Nobel Prize just for blogging, no shit. Around 12 something, my friend wanted to sleep so I said goodnight and bye bye.

Somewhere in between, my friend DW some fucking double-I kion (what a fucking confusing name) messaged me on MSN and said hello. Well, his version of hello is, "hey let's go gg(Garena a.k.a. DoTA). I declined cause I didn't feel like playing on this piece of shit laptop. I think that answer sparked the inner gay in him because he started talking about wanting me to buttfuck him and some shit like that. I closed his window straight away.

Then I continued reading and reading. Wei Jian came in to Randall's room (Sorry man, but it's my territory for this one week) and asked me if I wanted some cock.....