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Nothing interesting happening these days so I'll just slam an incredible quote to your faces to make up for the lack of updates.

That was a lie. I'm lazy. Anyway, marvel at this great quote that I stole from the internet. There's a new perspective to everything, everyday. What a wonderful world we live in... Hope this gives you something to think about. Have fun and stay safe, guys

"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. " George Bernard Shaw.

Lost in Translation

I like kpop idols. I like how the boy idols act like they fuckin' gangsta and shit, always showing their abs, giving girls the "you wanna suck this dick?" eyes, pretending like they're screwing all the celebrity kpop bitches and BAM!! They're suddenly so polite when off stage.

I like how the girl idols act all sexy, shoving their asses to your face every chance they get, giving you the "fuck me doggy style while insulting me" eyes while dancing, acting cute whenever possible and then BAM!! THEY'RE STILL SHOVING ASSES TO YO FACE WHEN OFF STAGE!! All the while acting like they're 15 year old virgins, which is debatable but let's not go there :(

There is one thing that intrigues me the most is the fact that nobody ever corrects their English. Nope, not even the lyricist, producers or those that came back to Korea from English-speaking countries. Just to prove my point, I've taken the liberty to translate this song for you guys. Believe me, I had to re-watch that video for half an hour.

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sunday moanin rain is fallin
stare some covah shray some skin
clow lay shrowing us in momen unforgettable
your tweez to fit the more that i am in
but thin just get so crazy libing lipe gets hard to do
and now i gowling hit the low get up and go if i knew
there sunday it durr ring me back to you
there sunday it durr ring me back to you

then may be all i near
dungnay she is all i see
come and let your bone wing me
divin slow on sunday moanin
when i never want to lee

fringer twace your every our-ine
paint a picture with my hands
frick and fro we say like brancess in the sewn
change a weather still together when it end

then may be all i nead
in dungness she is all i see
come and let your bone wing me
diving slow on sunday moanin
and i never want to lee-ah

but thing just get so crazy libing like gets hard to do
and i will gowling ip the load get up and go ipai knew
that sunday it would ling me back to you
that sunday it would ling me back to you

aw-rye

may be all i near
dungnah she is all i see
come and let your bone with me
drivin slow on sunday moanin
and i neber want to lee
and i never want to lee
and i never waaaaaaant to leeeeeeee

Momma's Day

I believe all of you know it was Mother's Day yesterday. How could you not know when everybody's fucking posting mother's day messages on social networks and such? It is definitely safe to say that most mom's of my peers (born in the 50s) don't even have facebook, which brings me to my next point.

What's the fucking point IF they don't have a facebook account? You tell me that you're shy to say it to your mom. Hell, I'm fucking shy about these things and still I called her and tell it straight to her face (or ears). At least let her know through an sms, or through relatives. Any fucking thing but facebook?!

I'll shut my mouth only if you ask your mom to get a facebook account just to see your insincere and attention-whoring message.

Fatass

In order to go to the college car park, us students have to take a van to actually get there from the college. So while I was in the van, there's this chick who asked her friend to hold her bag so that she can get on her damn seat easier. Then, she proceeded to say,

"Ah the bag is too big."

No, bitch. It's not your bag. It's you.

I'm a pussy so I didn't say it to her face. That fatass could've chokeslam me into oblivion goddamnit.