Saturday, August 29, 2009
Many Things
My guitar playing sucks. We're boring the fuck out of each other. Life is boring when there's no challenges. I want to see you for who you are, not what I want you to be but it's difficult. I want to see myself for what I am but this is difficult too. I need to grow some balls. I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do with this shitty certificate when I'm done here. I wanna get the fuck out of this country. I wanna live a simple life but people call that unambitious. I wanna rock but I'm fucking lazy and choosy. I'm such a pussy. You think I really trust you? Am I holding up just for show, I guess I'll just eat what I can. My licks are boring, Paul Gilbert starting to inspire less, maybe it's cause I'm playing a goddamn Squire now. This is one of the most boring holiday in my life. Someone tell me a tried and tested diet to gain weight, seems like no shop carries 27s anymore. Fuck my life. Once a liar, always a liar. Fuck my life. I'm bored. Fuck my life. If I suck at guitar what the fuck do I have, I don't know. Complaining is useless, I know. Fuck me, fuck me now, fuck me like how you did it last time. Tell me I'm right. I SUCK AT GUITAR FUCK WHATELSE CAN I FUCKING DO IF I SUCK AT IT. End.
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Don't Understand
Like I said before, there are a lot of weird shits going on in this world that is just too difficult for us mere humans to understand. If you're wondering what the fuck I've said before, it's shit eating porn. But I'm not going to babble about that today, since it's fucked up and puke-inducing. This post is about the things that other people like, but I just can't comprehend the appeal of these activities or items to other people. Things that are so horribly repulsive I get shivers thinking about them.. Well, it's not that serious but here are those things:
1. People who say they smoke cause they're stressed.
This is seriously fucked up to maximum proportions. I have no beef with smoking but smoking does not relief stress. Besides, if you've never smoked before how the hell did you know that smoking does relief stress? Smoking is fun and at times visually stunning (Paul Gilbert doesn't but the whole fucking Beatles smoked so it's deemed cool). Never believe an asshole who says they smoked cause they're stressed. Deep inside their soul they know they took that first stick of death just cause it feels good. Either that or they have fucked up friends.
2. Guys who go to clubs to meet girls.
Unless you're going to drink and have fun with friends (no girls, they're fucking troublesome), this is stupid. You might as well spend that RM200 and above on prostitutes rather than going to clubs hoping to fuck someone. Why would anyone want to get themselves into a pool of competition with another 200 other dumbfucks in a club? Plus, due to the course of nature you'll have to treat girls drinks and shit. Show off that pile of cash which is non-existent. Girls are fucking troublesome. You bring girls there, they're just there to drink your shit and make out with other guys. Bring your girlfriend? You'll have to keep an eye out for her cause chances are she'll fuck up/get fucked up.
3. Nail art.
Yes, those long nail extensions that not only make it a pain in the ass when you're typing or doing daily chores, but also makes me wanna punch you in the face when you're grabbing my dick trying to work on my lightsaber. Damn it's like some alien from Star Wars is trying to blow me. I mean come on, what does nail art do?! WHAT THE FUCK IS ITS PURPOSE IN OUR LIFE?!? It doesn't make you less fat. It doesn't make you taller. Doesn't bring free plastic surgery money to the table. All it does is make me include this shit in this post.
4. Football fans
I know some people worship football but why don't you fucking idolize local Malaysian teams? I honestly think that the quality of local teams are deteriorating just cause even MALAYSIANS don't support them. Who the hell watches the local league? Not me for sure, cause I don't watch football. I guess for them it's like, "Why the fuck bother improving? Since even Malaysians don't like Malaysian football I might as well just do a flying kick every 10 minutes and go home watch Astro." My point is, I don't understand why people support a team so far away that has no connection to them whatsoever other than the fact that the particular club is successful.
5. Twitter/Facebook Updates
Now this is a global abomination. Right now as I type, some "friend" of mine is updating his status telling people what the fuck he's up to. No, I don't wanna know what the fuck you're up to. If I wanted to, I would've just called you or talked to you on MSN. It's okay to update once in awhile but 3-4 times in a day? Jump off the nearest window, please. I think it's narcissism at play here. Everyone wants to think that facebook revolves around they're status updates. I'd like to tell them their updates revolves about me wanting to put my keyboard in their faces.
6. People who subscribe to blogs.
I don't subscribe to blogs. I think it defeats the element of surprise that comes with updates. I don't know, but it makes me feel good everytime I see that someone has updated and I didn't receive some fucking e-mail telling me that someone updated. Yeah it's just me, I think. I know gapnap updates once every three days but I still check everyday cause if he updates out of his schedule.. Somehow it makes me feel happy inside. Gee that sounded fucking gay.
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I have more to say but this post is getting too damn long for the regular standard. If you think I'm wrong with these things then fucking tell me why please. Help me understand why the fact I wanna kill so many people based on these perceptions is wrong.
1. People who say they smoke cause they're stressed.
This is seriously fucked up to maximum proportions. I have no beef with smoking but smoking does not relief stress. Besides, if you've never smoked before how the hell did you know that smoking does relief stress? Smoking is fun and at times visually stunning (Paul Gilbert doesn't but the whole fucking Beatles smoked so it's deemed cool). Never believe an asshole who says they smoked cause they're stressed. Deep inside their soul they know they took that first stick of death just cause it feels good. Either that or they have fucked up friends.
2. Guys who go to clubs to meet girls.
Unless you're going to drink and have fun with friends (no girls, they're fucking troublesome), this is stupid. You might as well spend that RM200 and above on prostitutes rather than going to clubs hoping to fuck someone. Why would anyone want to get themselves into a pool of competition with another 200 other dumbfucks in a club? Plus, due to the course of nature you'll have to treat girls drinks and shit. Show off that pile of cash which is non-existent. Girls are fucking troublesome. You bring girls there, they're just there to drink your shit and make out with other guys. Bring your girlfriend? You'll have to keep an eye out for her cause chances are she'll fuck up/get fucked up.
3. Nail art.
Yes, those long nail extensions that not only make it a pain in the ass when you're typing or doing daily chores, but also makes me wanna punch you in the face when you're grabbing my dick trying to work on my lightsaber. Damn it's like some alien from Star Wars is trying to blow me. I mean come on, what does nail art do?! WHAT THE FUCK IS ITS PURPOSE IN OUR LIFE?!? It doesn't make you less fat. It doesn't make you taller. Doesn't bring free plastic surgery money to the table. All it does is make me include this shit in this post.
4. Football fans
I know some people worship football but why don't you fucking idolize local Malaysian teams? I honestly think that the quality of local teams are deteriorating just cause even MALAYSIANS don't support them. Who the hell watches the local league? Not me for sure, cause I don't watch football. I guess for them it's like, "Why the fuck bother improving? Since even Malaysians don't like Malaysian football I might as well just do a flying kick every 10 minutes and go home watch Astro." My point is, I don't understand why people support a team so far away that has no connection to them whatsoever other than the fact that the particular club is successful.
5. Twitter/Facebook Updates
Now this is a global abomination. Right now as I type, some "friend" of mine is updating his status telling people what the fuck he's up to. No, I don't wanna know what the fuck you're up to. If I wanted to, I would've just called you or talked to you on MSN. It's okay to update once in awhile but 3-4 times in a day? Jump off the nearest window, please. I think it's narcissism at play here. Everyone wants to think that facebook revolves around they're status updates. I'd like to tell them their updates revolves about me wanting to put my keyboard in their faces.
6. People who subscribe to blogs.
I don't subscribe to blogs. I think it defeats the element of surprise that comes with updates. I don't know, but it makes me feel good everytime I see that someone has updated and I didn't receive some fucking e-mail telling me that someone updated. Yeah it's just me, I think. I know gapnap updates once every three days but I still check everyday cause if he updates out of his schedule.. Somehow it makes me feel happy inside. Gee that sounded fucking gay.
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I have more to say but this post is getting too damn long for the regular standard. If you think I'm wrong with these things then fucking tell me why please. Help me understand why the fact I wanna kill so many people based on these perceptions is wrong.
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Back At Home
Alright I know nobody missed me during this half month period that I'm not updating. But the fucking reason I didn't update for so long is cause nobody missed me at the first place. To all my four to five readers, fuck you guys for not commenting on my official Paul Gilbert tribute post. It really hurt me, y'know.. to know that you guys will rot in hell and me enjoying my time with the big man himself up there when I die. I tried to lead you guys to the right path but NOOOOOO you insist!!!! NOOOOO you didn't comment. Don't go screaming at me for not saving your asses when judgement day comes.
Anyway, let's get to the less important things. I didn't update cause I've had an exam, spent time with people and these two are definitely more important than this damned blog. Now I'm getting fucked by thick haze back in my hometown at Sarawak. I'm not sure if it's the phlegm stuck at my throat from all that coughing or the haze, but every cigarette I smoke tastes like shit. And no, my town is not fucking Kuching. Seems like every West Malaysian thinks the whole Sarawak is synonymous with Kuching. It's like this:
"Hey I'm from Sarawak."
"Oh Kuching ah I wanna go there omg omg blow me!"
It's comments like these that make me wanna slam my face onto the pavement. Yeah I am that annoyed.
I still don't know what this post is about. I guess it's just a random update about how much time I have for updating for I'm so damn bored right now. Oh yeah I started playing The Sims 3! And I made a character who is currently a Pop Icon(level 9) of his music career. No free cookies for guessing what my character's name is, though. It should be fucking obvious.
Oh yeah, I found this little gem the other day before I came back from KL. You know, just when you realise there's so much more impossible feats you have to master on your quest to conquer the guitar world, someone raises the standard again by including new creative shit into the big book of guitar playing. I hate this shit. Do you know that now you have to dance and play guitar at the same time? Yeah sounds like bullshit but apparently this all-chicks Japanese rock band is doing it. And honestly, it's visually pleasing. Check the video below.
Did I tell you they do this live too? Now that's intimidating. One more thing, I like the drummer chick but only when she's playing under the rain. You have to wonder how magical the rain is cause it makes your face looks better. I guess the hottest out of them all is the lead vocalist.
Anyway, let's get to the less important things. I didn't update cause I've had an exam, spent time with people and these two are definitely more important than this damned blog. Now I'm getting fucked by thick haze back in my hometown at Sarawak. I'm not sure if it's the phlegm stuck at my throat from all that coughing or the haze, but every cigarette I smoke tastes like shit. And no, my town is not fucking Kuching. Seems like every West Malaysian thinks the whole Sarawak is synonymous with Kuching. It's like this:
"Hey I'm from Sarawak."
"Oh Kuching ah I wanna go there omg omg blow me!"
It's comments like these that make me wanna slam my face onto the pavement. Yeah I am that annoyed.
I still don't know what this post is about. I guess it's just a random update about how much time I have for updating for I'm so damn bored right now. Oh yeah I started playing The Sims 3! And I made a character who is currently a Pop Icon(level 9) of his music career. No free cookies for guessing what my character's name is, though. It should be fucking obvious.
Oh yeah, I found this little gem the other day before I came back from KL. You know, just when you realise there's so much more impossible feats you have to master on your quest to conquer the guitar world, someone raises the standard again by including new creative shit into the big book of guitar playing. I hate this shit. Do you know that now you have to dance and play guitar at the same time? Yeah sounds like bullshit but apparently this all-chicks Japanese rock band is doing it. And honestly, it's visually pleasing. Check the video below.
Did I tell you they do this live too? Now that's intimidating. One more thing, I like the drummer chick but only when she's playing under the rain. You have to wonder how magical the rain is cause it makes your face looks better. I guess the hottest out of them all is the lead vocalist.
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