Strategize, muhfucka!

Now I know how I still get page views even though I don't update at all. Thanks to the new blogger interface, I can actually check the source of my page views through the site itself. Anyway, the reason people are still visiting this site is because once upon a time, I made a post about Ibanez AF-TDG75 and linked to some picture of it from Google.

AND

People are coming here because they clicked on the picture, those poor fucks. No wonder there are so many blogs on product reviews, unboxing and stuff on the internet. What a great way to boost page views, ignoring the fact that the number of my page views are abysmal.

But what the fuck can I review? I'd love to review girls but sad to say, my last encounter with a girl was at 7-11 and the only sentence she uttered was, "Thank you." That says a lot about my girl-reviewing skills eh.

I've no idea what this post is all about. Fuck.

And here's a picture of a random product that will hopefully bring me page views.