Reading about gaining weight and then fucking updating the blog talking about it while I'm 75% into an assignment I have to show the lecturer tomorrow. If this isn't procrastination I don't know what the fuck is.
Sometimes I wish there's a 24/7 gay dude for hire who will fuck me in the ass whenever I do something unrelated to my assignment. Now THAT will motivate me. No, not the ass-fucking. I meant the fear of getting ass-fucked.
Jesus fucking Christ I gotta do my assignment now. By the way, I'm sort of serious about the gay dude for hire. For now, at least. Do contact me before my interests wane.
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