Thursday, October 29, 2009

Me Chinese Good

啊。。直冲我上了新的intake,我觉得我的话语颈部了很多。所以今天我要看一下我到底有多厉害。 说真的,我今晚不知道要写什么。可是我很想很久没有update了。为了我的粉丝,我今晚一定要废话多一点。最精在班里给人发现到了我是很cheap的一个男人,我就讲一些钱的道理吧。啊,我只是面对事实(fact)而已嘛。没钱=cheap啊,不是吗?如果你们想让我开心,请你们多请客以点吧。

好吧,别胡说了。我们现在就继续我们的话题!!!!!!!!

如果我能得到一块钱给我每一次说,“只有那些有钱的人会说钱是不重要的” 我看我现在已经发财了。 我看我来跟你们讲一些道理吧。

我问你。有钱人有想过明天要吃什么吗?有钱人有想过,“啊,明天还要走路去上课。很期待哦!”。有钱人有想过,“啊,明天又要吃鸡扒饭咯,好开心哦!” 没有啊。有钱人有跟朋友坐下来喝茶,然后聊如果他们没钱会做什么吗?也没有啊。有钱人是不会理解的。为什么呢?因为他们没缺过钱啊。 钱不重要?那你们有每天做梦没钱的生活是怎样的吗?是不是没有?那。。。你他妈的跟我卷!

就是这样我才会说有钱人是不会明白穷人的想法。你们没缺过钱。

我们这些没钱的人啊就跟你们不一样。我们每天都有做梦到有钱了之后我们会想要做什么。我们的梦想已经计划了好好的。想要什么买车,买什么房子,买什么女人。。啊对不起说错话了。。。如果小孩子看到了刚才我打的字,俊杰哥哥想说一声对不起啊。啊,其实不用说对不起啦。反震你们十二岁的时候也会知道这个道理了。唉,追经的年轻人真的没家教!!超级白!

以后我有钱呢,我要买一件家用巧克力做的。如果我住到闷了就把他吃掉。这件家呢,每个房间都有一个女人等着我上!厕所大便之后我要用美景来查屁股(wipe ass)。我会给钱给侯佩岑在节目上说我特别帅。周杰伦每年都要写个送我。一定是要主打曲。啊,不要拉,我在这是很不要面子可是我在真的生活不是这样的。啊,我看我会拿那些钱给所有世界的人。一个人一千块美景。我要他们每天说吃大便会变比较帅。妈的,我不信过了那个时候会没有人吃大便。。
哦,还有一个。我要每天请super juni儿和抱了几了比而脱(paulgilbert)来我家开演唱会。。。。也让他说我帅。

操,我真不要脸。

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For those of you who don't read Chinese, I've had the courtesy of bitchslapping the whole thing above into Yahoo Babelfish which translated the whole thing for you. God bless the internet (and free porn).

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The direct impact on me new intake, I had thought that my words pate have been many. Therefore I must look that today I have fiercely. Said really, I did not know tonight must write anything. But I very wanted very for a long time not to have update. For mine bean or sweet potato starch noodles, I want tonight certainly idle talk many spots. Finest discovered in the class for the human I was a cheap man, I spoke some money the truth. , I only am face the fact (fact). Not money =cheap, not right? If you want to let me be happy, asks you to treat by.

Good, do not talk nonsense. We continue our topic now!!!!!!!!

If I can obtain one dollar each time to say for me, “only then these rich people will say that the money will be unimportant” I thought I already got rich now. I thought that I come with you to speak some truths.

I ask you. The rich man has had thought what tomorrow can eat? The rich man has thought that “, must walk tomorrow attends class. Anticipates very much!”. The rich man has thought that “, must eat the chicken tomorrow to eat, good happy!” Not. The rich man has with the friend sits down drinks tea, then chats, if what they won't have the money to make? Also does not have. The rich man will not understand. Why? Because they have not been short of money. The money is unimportant? Then you have a dream the money life have been every day what kind of? ? That. . . Your his mother curls with me!

Will be this I will only then say that the rich man will not understand poor person's idea. You have not been short of money.

Our these money's person has been dissimilar with you. We will have every day have a dream after rich we will have wanted to make anything. Our dream had already planned well. Wants anything to buy the vehicle, buys any house, buys any woman. . Sorry speaks incorrectly the words. . . If the child saw I had hit a moment ago the character, handsome outstanding elder brother wants to say sorry. , Did not need saying that actually sorry. Instead shakes you 12 year-old time also will know this truth. Oh, pursues after young people really does not have the family education!! Super white!

Later I will be rich, I must buy a home use chocolate to do. If I lived stuffily to have eaten him. This family, each room has a woman to wait for on me! After restroom bowel movement, I must use the beautiful scene to look up the buttocks (wipe ass). I to the money to Hou Peicen at the program will say that I will lead specially. Zhou Jielun wants to write every year to deliver me. Certainly is must advocate hits the tune. , Do not pull, I in this am do not attach great importance to face-saving very much, but I in the real life am not this. , I thought that I will take the human who these money will give all worlds. A person 1000 beautiful scene. I wanted them to say every day ate the bowel movement to be able to change quite graceful. The mother, I did not believe has met nobody to eat the bowel movement at that time. . Oh, but also has one. I must invite super every day the juni son and hug several have compared escape (paulgilbert) to come my family to hold the concert. . . . Also let him say that I led.

Holds, I am not concerned about face really.

9 comments:

Han said...

www.hahnwies.blogspot.com i change my address.

and u got lots of words mistake in your chinese post. lol

Darren Lau said...

translation sounds retard man.

Me said...

Hmmm..I thought you are a banana..this post gives me a suprise...haha...

gapnap said...

Hehe , too bad . I can read chinese too :p

CK , being rich is not how much you earn , but how much you spent ...

Don't take it the wrong way , i know there are plenty of examples that can show that my statement is flawed . Try to look at it at this angle ..and it is true ..

Just say you are a poor dick and you dream of buying a Ferrari , a big house etc if you are rich . Suddenly you got lucky , God give you RM10 Million . You straight away buy what you dream about . I tell you this , you will only enjoy being rich for 1-2 years . After that you will be in the same situation . If you wanna counter and say you're gonna invest that 10 Million , then , when will you get your Ferrari and Big house ? Because an investment is never ending .

So , when you get your 10 million . You should continue and live like today and yesterday is the same . The difference is your thinking , you know that you do not need to worry about money for the rest of your life .

Unknown said...

how come you got only 2 videos uploaded here? Or am i missing it somewhere?

Play some more la. ur ex-classmate wanna see.

n i think i can write hanyu better than u.

Unknown said...

gapnap: when you get your 10 million . You should continue and live like today and yesterday is the same . The difference is your thinking , you know that you do not need to worry about money for the rest of your life <--- this is the main point

even yourself state that the difference is your thinking. Yes it is but you are still denying the fact there.

and ck, i notice u improve a lot for your chinese. hahaha

mr. hey said...

han: wah really ah.. there are some words that i really don't know. just simply keyed the pinyin in wtf.

darren lau: hahah, it is retarded!

my lifeblabla: i'm genetically infused with genes from other fruits.

gapnap: fuck, you're from chinese school meh? okay i actually wondered what i'd buy with 10 million and so far the things i want to buy don't even amount to a quarter of that amount.

misel: there are a lot of paul gilbert videos. videos of me? i post too much later ppl say i'm narcissistic.

dowster: thanks! a lot of people think i can't read chinese wtf

Crystal said...

Damnn !!!!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHA
YOUR CHINESE POST MADE ME LAUGH SO HARDDDD !!!!
nice one chun kiat :D

Unknown said...

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