Sunday, September 13, 2009

God Decides to Punish Your Favourite Writer

After 22 years of frequent masturbation compiled together with weaving intelligent lies, my sins have finally caught up to me. As I sit here writing this, I'm comtemplating calling my dad now as he sleeps to apologize about all those nights I said, "No la I sleep at 1-2am everyday one. Very healthy."

Now God comes comes barging in telling me that he CAN and WILL fuck me up cause I've been sleeping at 5-6am for the past 4 months. Paul Gilbert, please save me from this obscenity that is:

2 comments:

custer said...

don't understand the table

mr. hey said...

custer: it's my college schedule for monday la..

gapnap: i have a rule that says never skip class for the first week so that i can impress lecturers