MY Top 5 Hotties In 2008

notice the title? it says MY, as in my opinion. so if you disagree, you're wrong.. at least when you're still in this page. some of the girls here might be old news but what the heck, i just learnt to appreciate them this year.

#5 SARA UNDERWOOD



actually i don't find her hot at all. but man, that PGM is looking hot as hell. i often have the urge to just cum all over its sweet white body. and cuddle with her after the orgasmic sex talking about our future together. this is a universally accepted fact..... right?


#4 MISA CAMPO



look at that picture. fuck, look at her for 5 more minutes. if you tell me she isn't hot you have got some serious ass kicking to do, to yourself. misa is from the import scene. too bad she's bimbotic though. at least that's what she's marketing herself as, to me. otherwise she'll definitely rank higher.

#3 CHUN LI



the ONLY valid reason i'll accept for explaining why feminism is still around is CHUN LI. ever since street fighter II she's been kicking men's ass, displaying the ultimate "girl power" to humanity. forget celine dion, she's just a fucking cunt who sings love songs. chicks who sings love songs are actually discouraging feminism. dion the cunt is just showing how weak the female gender is and that's a big nono. besides, how can you resist those brown hair bun and spiked braces?! plus, she's a fucking police, tell me how hot is that.

#2 KEELEY HAZELL



KEELEY HAS IT ALL!!
1. long sexy legs, check
2. big natural boobs, check
3. looks, check
4. singlet that says england(kind of redundant, she'll look better without it), check
5. sex tape, check
6. willing to pose topless, check
7. has a colour,type of good AND nut for a name, check
8. pants, no check but who the fuck cares?
9. me, check (hey keeley i'm still waiting for your call)


#1 MONICA BELLUCI



the only reason why i'm still attending boring IT lectures is cause there's a monica lookalike in my class. not as hot. you can say she's a poor man's monica. monica is hands down the hottest chick walking on this earth right now. she manages to look hot in every movie she's in and is that even fucking possible?! even in the passion of the christ, she looked hot sobbing. mel gibson, next time when you decide to direct a religious film please don't place monica inside. all i could think about after the movie is monica, not christ. PLUS, she's born in the mid 60s. the reason why there's a hot 44 years old woman in this world is still eluding me, constantly leaving me in a baffled state whenever i decide to stalk her in youtube.


OTHER NOTEWORTHY MENTIONS

MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD



first saw her in final destination 3. BUT it was in "Sky High" that i was convinced that my role in this world is to write a "Mary Elizabeth Winstead Appreciation Post", which i have yet to do. blame procrastination, fuck it. furthermore, she plays as john mcclane's daughter in die hard 4, that alone spells h-o-t.


LEAH DIZON



if you're a teenager living in malaysia and have not heard of leah dizon. please follow these steps:

1. stand up and take a step back.
2. proceed to the toilet.
3. gently place your head inside the toilet bowl and flush yourself senseless.

she used to be my number 1 until i found out she's married and pregnant with her child. hmph, finally i caught you cheating behind my back. what a slut.


IRINA LAZAREANU



got to know her through her acquaintance with pete doherty, whom i absolutely loathe now. irina has this vintage rock 'n' roll look that i like, just look at those crack addict eyes, guitar and the ciggie she's holding. she's got no boobs but fuck you, i don't care. i'm not much of a boob guy anyway.


MEGAN FOX



no, i don't think she's hot at all but i seem to get those "are you gay" stares from friends whenever i decide to voice my opinion about her. fuck you all, i just think she's overrated which is why she's in this section.