me, and the blog of course. as you all probably derived from the title,
this is the place where i get to write, and you get to read. forget looking at pictures though, because you as readers, should only READ. but for starters, i'll try my best to define what i meant. firstly, i'm not photogenic at all and i try not to make myself look like an vain fuck since i don't really score in the looks department.
secondly, i hold a firm belief in the connotation that only girls are allowed to post pictures in their blog for me to look at, unless you're paul gilbert. otherwise bitch please, show me the exit. and there will certainly be extra marks for her food pictures if she's hot.
one last reason is that personally, i always go to other people's blog for the content, read what they have to share be it jokes or stuff about life. you can post all the pictures you've taken at inside your grandma's toilet but if you write nothing that interests me, bitch please, show me where the close button is at. on another note, NFSW pictures are welcomed.
few years ago, i had this aspiration to become a writer. i even believed that an amazing writer can get hot chicks to fellate him (over from the computer monitor) and all that. and... i still do think like that. which is why i suddenly thought about not wanting to let my skills with the pen dwindle while shitting in the toilet last night. i don't profess myself to be an exceptionally good writer so do bear with me if there's any grammar mistakes or silly metaphors.
if any of you out there knows me, you probably know that i take my music seriously. i am like the fucking da vinci of music, get it? aside from sharpening my writing abillity, which is leaning towards the newbie side, i will be talking about music, guitars, and mostly life. don't expect to read detailed stuff (maybe snippets only) about me cause i'm not even interesting to begin with. conclusion, it will be fantastic if none of you consider this to be a blog, call if anything you want but DON'T call it a blog. you can even call it "a green piece of shit" or "wah this motherfucker think he's so great and shit" and i won't even budge.
to end this post, i'll compose a set of commandments (i want you to worship me, honestly) for all readers to follow. there are ten, to be exact:-
1. you shall not insult the Beatles
2. you shall not insult the Beatles
3. you shall not insult the Beatles
4. you shall not insult the Beatles
5. you shall not insult the Beatles
6. you shall not insult the Beatles
7. you shall not insult the Beatles
8. you shall not insult the Beatles
9. you shall not insult the Beatles
10. you shall not insult the Beatles
notice that the only word with capital here (in a noun) is the letter "b" in Beatles? rule number eleven, you shall not insult THE Beatles.
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