End Of Business

Just completed my assignment which consists of two websites, all constructed by copy pasting and editing other people’s work. Oh yeah, two additional documentations but they’re just mappings. Will be going to the college lab and work on it tomorrow/later. Before you guys go running your mouth about how unoriginal I am, please note that the lecturer herself taught us all this. It’s kinda cool though cause it saved me and my coursemates months time of learning basic HTML.

But let’s not talk about my mundane and exaggerated “life is so full of assignments *bawl*”. I’ve got something important to share.

A certain someone recently (by recently I mean most of the time) nagged me about how much I embrace procrastination. Hell yeah, she said I abuse the word cause I said procrastination rhymes with “enjoy your life, relax, be cool.” I’ll TRY to look at it from different perspectives and we’ll see which is better.

She said Malaysia is a place for old people. Okay, I fucking laughed so hard I almost shat my pants the first time I heard that shit. Why? Cause everybody’s always late and procrastinating, relaxing.. like how I put it. We're so laid back we're becoming turtles or something (I told her I listen to Racer X to speed my life up). She also said when there are things to do that are not done yet, it boggles her mind to no end cause there are things to do that are not done yet. THIS, I highly doubt cause for fuck’s sake she isn’t that bright concerning PCs and whatnot. Conclusion, people who procrastinates will have their stress all divided throughout the period until the dateline. It comes everyday, but in small doses. Which may be good. I don’t know, the only time I don’t procrastinate is when I masturbate so I’m not the one to go to for this.

Yeah we all know procrastinating is bad but goddamnit it’s so addictive! Why do your assignment when there are facebook games to be played, guitar licks to be learnt and more importantly, Paul Gilbert videos to watch again and again! Some people work better under pressure and I think I’m one of them. I enjoy not sleeping at night rushing for assignments while listening to Racer X. I enjoy the pressure inside my brain that squeezes all the creative juices out. Goddamn, there’s so many creative bullshit so logical that even the lecturer has to believe it to be written on the last night before the dateline. Oh yeah, did I mention that Paul Gilbert said he likes to work under pressure too? I don’t know where I read it but the interview’s lurking somewhere in ultimate-guitar.com.

I hate giving out yes AND no answers but in this case, I’ll have to opt for that one. Yeah, procrastinating is so fun but it’s best to have your assignment mapped out so that it won’t be THAAAAT hard when the time comes. That’s basically what I did for the assignment this time around and maybe will do so next time around (OH MY GOD A MR. BIG REFERENCE!!!).

p.s. Paul I still love you even though there aren’t any new videos of you surfacing in youtube. Well.. the one that you played Star Spangled Banner outside your balcony is kinda new but that’s a little boring.

p.p.s. Sam i'm looking forward to jam with you and your "Sam and Friends" band so tell me when is the session.

p.p.p.s. I haven't bath for one day. I don't know why I wanna let you guys know this.