each one of us has expressions that we honestly hate, or get annoyed at. you know, those that when you hear it, you just need to stop everything you're doing and use your whole body to hate the speaker. you just instantly become a hate machine when you hear those words or phrases. in this post, i'll state some of expressions that i find to be poorly thought out and makes no sense at all, whenever they're used at the inappropriate time.
Non-conformist
there are a few popular of minorities that absolutely looove to use this specifically goths and hippies (it doesn't apply to the emo group now since almost every fucking teenager calls themselves emo thanks to my chemical romance and the likes of it). most of the time, they just want to think of themselves as cool pricks who don't conform to any social norms. but one thing these asshats don't realize is that even by not conforming to social norms, they are STILL conforming to whatever fucking trend that they're following now. unless you're the only one practicing whatever shit that it is you're practicing, you're an asshole in my book.
GG
now this is a popular one amongst gamers and internet geeks who leet speak. i have to get one thing out of the way first though, i have no beef with leet speak. but for fuck's sake, don't fucking bring leet speak to real life conversation cause most of the time it won't make any fucking sense. GG is an acronym for Good Game. unfortunately, its meaning have been distorted explicitly over the course of time. even in most games i don't say GG much because if i don't massacre my opponents, it's not a good game for me. here's a example on how the term/acronym GG is verbally abused in real life:-
A: hey have you studied for the exam tomorrow?
B: no ah, oh fuck what am i gonna do. this time i GG lo
A: (wtf you're good gamed?) ah.. okok.
conclusion: life is not a fucking game, go study or something.
Some things in life can't be bought.
Well fuck you, everyfuckingthing in life can be bought be it happiness, love, social life whatever there is. i'm sick of people, ESPECIALLY RICH ONES telling me, "oh sometimes i wish to rid myself of this wealth i have so that i don't have to face these (usually emotional) problems. you have emotional problems? take all your damn money and go see the psychiatrist or better yet, spend your money on "retail-therapy".
the only people who say money isn't everything is the people who have them. why? rich people don't think about what they'll do if they're poor, they don't cry at night worrying about how it'll feel like sleeping under the bridge or taking the bus, do they?. unlike us, we have our rich life all planned out. we already know what to buy and where to go when we're rich. we KNOW how it feels like to be poor. bottom of the line is, if you're rich.. it's fine. but if you go and say, "some of the things in life can't be bought" and acting like a pussy in front of me, fuck you.
In your own words
this is stupid. happens a lot in the classroom when the lecturer is questioning people. well, i don't really get this one. how am i supposed to use my own word when the words i'm using are basically the words everyone is using? am i not supposed to use the word you use? or am i supposed to come out with my own language in under 5 seconds? be as unintelligible as i can while getting to the point?
In my humble opinion
this one isn't that bad but it is often used inadequately by people who think too highly of themselves. no opinion is humble when you're trying to force your thought into somebody else's brain.
Let's just agree to disagree/ That is your opinion
to a certain extent, i don't find this one offensive too. but people cross the line when they use it just to save themselves from the humiliation they brought upon their sorry selves. it's like the ultimate cop-out phrases out there available. and it works everytime cause no one cared to re-examine these two illogical expressions. not only that, they say i'm trying to be a bad sport in arguments when i point it out. let me give you an example:-
A: hey Manchester is losing 10-0 to Barcelona, man.. they suck.
B: that's only your opinion...
A: i don't know but 10-0 looks kind of obvious that they do, doesn't it?
B: let's just agree to disagree, okay? you're being a bad sport :(
BB
BB, another acronym born out of the gaming world, IS. THE. MOTHER. OF. ALL. EXPRESSIONS THAT I HATE. for those of you who doesn't know, BB stands bye bye. yes, as if it wasn't simple enough, these motherfuckers just have to shorten it further and say BB. thankfully, this abomination of the english language has not crept into daily conversations but i highly doubt it will stay this way. the day i first saw BB in internet chatrooms was the day i lost hope in humanity. you're so damn lazy till you can't even appropriately say goodbye to a friend anymore? where's the fucking sincerity?
2 comments:
hahaha..fucking good blog wei ..
temple of shred ! ..hahaha..
GG bro..and BB
thanks for the compliment.
yeah next time you promote music master make sure to include "the temple of shred."
when you wanna look for students. say, "looking for the next 12 apostles of shred."
and the gg bb thing.. actually it doesn't annoy me that much la. i just amplify the angst to make it sound interesting
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