Goddamnit I hate it when korean girl groups all oil up their legs during live performances. Makes them so unbelievably sexy. Can't a man just live his life without all these pesky temptations?
Anyway, I'm over my Hyuna obsession already. Maybe it's cause she didn't oil up her legs enough. Not shiny enough. And I thought those koreans are all out of people to recruit since the new groups they're churning out are all ugly like they just stopped their evolution at the frog stage. Seriously, why be an idol when you're not hot?! How are you gonna satisfy my fantasies?!
So the latest in thing is supposed to be Rainbow. Not the weird rainbow video making rounds on youtube right now -_-
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SLIGHT DETOUR
I just have to talk about the rainbow video above. When I first saw it I was laughing like I was on crack for the last 23 years. Very fucking ridiculous. But then it dawned on me. This guy is just.. getting an orgasm by looking at the double rainbow? Mother Nature having sex with him in the wild? It turned weird. I don't know whether to laugh or admire this guy. He's clearly obtaining true happiness just from this.. discovery. Or maybe he's on drugs. People laugh at him but he shrugs it off cause the real happy man is him. He's happy for himself. Laugh at him all you want, he clearly does not give a fuck!
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They're oiled up nicely, boasting a number of 7 members and have a couple of hot looking ones. phoooooey! Their comeback song is quite catchy too, beats Gossip Girl. That song is just fucking atrocious. Here's the video.
Sometimes, I just wonder how it feels like to be in these girls' shoes. Selling sex when they're even barely legal. Granted, some of them are already above 18 but there are still a handful of them thrusting hips all over the country below 18. How do you handle that shit? All those uncles giving you the shit eating grin when you're performing. It's gotta be different when you're an idol, right? I probably on behalf on those average joes out there when I say we all just wanna fuck you. Left and right, in the toilet, by the dumpster, in our minds. You name it, we'll be there, getting ready to restore population with some good ol fashioned fuckin.
On another note, talking about oiling up always reminds me of this video. Embedding disabled so please click the link if you're interested enough. And I guarandamntee it's gonna be worth that one click. Oh yeah, gotta turn up the volume for this one.
Friday, August 20, 2010
Monday, August 16, 2010
Initial Thoughts on SC2
So what's been happening since the holidays started is that I am extremely late to latch on the hype for Starcraft 2. Yeah I've heard about the Beta phase relatively early and some of my friends even had Beta keys to get a head start but then it just didn't appeal to me back then. More on that later.
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The first few days was spent on leveling in Diablo 2, which was fucked up. Apparently, Han Wei and his friends are playing ladder characters on BNet and I made a non-ladder character for fear of getting a character reset once the ladder is reset too. I'm still not quite sure on that since this is the first time I'm playing on BNet. So, the fucked up thing was I had to replay with a ladder character, which nullifies my hard work for 1 full day of getting my initial Hammerdin to level 30. The reason for this is non-ladder can't join ladder games, and vice-versa.
Since no sane human would retrain just because one of their friends made the wrong character, I decided to level again -_-. Made it to level 30 on the first day and 46 on the second. Stopped there cause it got boring just leveling alone on Nightmare difficulty. Met an interesting Korean fellow though, and as always, I tell whoever that is remotely Korean that I'd love to fuck Hyuna inside out, upside down. And he nodded in agreement, great men think alike. Anyway, I also tried doing Baal runs on Normal but then I just couldn't remake games fast enough to make it efficient, that's why I stopped. Fucking BNet kept telling me "Failed to join game" if I remake within the span of 15-20 minutes. Fuck that.
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Sam, with his usual annoying phone calls, kept pestering me to go to Music Master so I went. I'm glad I did though because I found out that the boss of the CC at DJ (Damansara Jaya) got 10 SC2 CD-keys for his CC. And all the accounts are creatively called, BlitZone... ALL FUCKING TEN OF THEM! Got addicted to it faily quickly. On th first night I played from 2 until nine in the fucking morning. Long story short, I decided to buy the game even if it'll cost me ample pussy shortage.
Goddamn the game is like a whole different game compared to BW (Brood War). From now onwards, what I say is entirely based on my early encounters with the AI in a short span of 3 days at the CC and a few youtube commentaries. From what I've read, Zerg seems to be the new Terran. Underpowered and less favored by professional players.
If my memory didn't fail me, Terran used to be the underpowered ones in BW. Maybe it was the patches that fixed the balance, or maybe the Terran Emperor came out and revolutionized Terran strategies. And the whole game is less micro intensive now. Most of the micros I've seen consists of just pulling away and sniping. I AM SURE there are more than that but generally, it's just right click, A+left click.. rinse and repeat.
What does that mean? I'd like to think that it's more of a macro game (unless you get cheesed, of course) Building placements, stationing units at the correct spots. Basically, more to strategies and less about using a small number of units to overcome the enemy. Hopefully what I said makes sense -_- Still, people from different regions play differently. Now it's up to the Koreans to make the game micro intensive again.
Anyway, that's all for now. This long wall of text must've been boring to non SC players. I'm thinking of focusing on Zerg, but not because I like them or whatever. It's just because there's an underdog attraction to it. More on that on another day!
P.S. Actually I've got more to say but then I got lazy towards the end. Fuck that!
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The first few days was spent on leveling in Diablo 2, which was fucked up. Apparently, Han Wei and his friends are playing ladder characters on BNet and I made a non-ladder character for fear of getting a character reset once the ladder is reset too. I'm still not quite sure on that since this is the first time I'm playing on BNet. So, the fucked up thing was I had to replay with a ladder character, which nullifies my hard work for 1 full day of getting my initial Hammerdin to level 30. The reason for this is non-ladder can't join ladder games, and vice-versa.
Since no sane human would retrain just because one of their friends made the wrong character, I decided to level again -_-. Made it to level 30 on the first day and 46 on the second. Stopped there cause it got boring just leveling alone on Nightmare difficulty. Met an interesting Korean fellow though, and as always, I tell whoever that is remotely Korean that I'd love to fuck Hyuna inside out, upside down. And he nodded in agreement, great men think alike. Anyway, I also tried doing Baal runs on Normal but then I just couldn't remake games fast enough to make it efficient, that's why I stopped. Fucking BNet kept telling me "Failed to join game" if I remake within the span of 15-20 minutes. Fuck that.
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Sam, with his usual annoying phone calls, kept pestering me to go to Music Master so I went. I'm glad I did though because I found out that the boss of the CC at DJ (Damansara Jaya) got 10 SC2 CD-keys for his CC. And all the accounts are creatively called, BlitZone... ALL FUCKING TEN OF THEM! Got addicted to it faily quickly. On th first night I played from 2 until nine in the fucking morning. Long story short, I decided to buy the game even if it'll cost me ample pussy shortage.
Goddamn the game is like a whole different game compared to BW (Brood War). From now onwards, what I say is entirely based on my early encounters with the AI in a short span of 3 days at the CC and a few youtube commentaries. From what I've read, Zerg seems to be the new Terran. Underpowered and less favored by professional players.
If my memory didn't fail me, Terran used to be the underpowered ones in BW. Maybe it was the patches that fixed the balance, or maybe the Terran Emperor came out and revolutionized Terran strategies. And the whole game is less micro intensive now. Most of the micros I've seen consists of just pulling away and sniping. I AM SURE there are more than that but generally, it's just right click, A+left click.. rinse and repeat.
What does that mean? I'd like to think that it's more of a macro game (unless you get cheesed, of course) Building placements, stationing units at the correct spots. Basically, more to strategies and less about using a small number of units to overcome the enemy. Hopefully what I said makes sense -_- Still, people from different regions play differently. Now it's up to the Koreans to make the game micro intensive again.
Anyway, that's all for now. This long wall of text must've been boring to non SC players. I'm thinking of focusing on Zerg, but not because I like them or whatever. It's just because there's an underdog attraction to it. More on that on another day!
P.S. Actually I've got more to say but then I got lazy towards the end. Fuck that!
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Moving Out For Real
Changing URL to http://canoninpg.blogspot.com in a week's time. Update your links!
Friday, August 6, 2010
Empty
The truth is.. I don't wanna tell the truth, but I don't wanna lie either. That's why it's empty.
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Moving Out
For those of you who don't know, I'll be working after my exams, albeit only for three days. It is quite a big step for me though, as I've always loathed working. Scared, of meeting new people and doing new shit. I have always been resistant towards changes in my life as the result from being over protected as a child. And that I didn't do shit about it when I went for college. Hopefully it'll all go well, cause I'm considering this the first step in changing my dull, fucked up life. Tonight's the briefing and just where the fuck is Radius International Hotel?!
Anyway, I've decided to change my URL to http://canoninpg.blogspot.com. Isn't that so damn creative?!?! It's Canon In PG!! Anyway, wish me luck and do suggest some other names for the blog if you think you're better than me in Paul Gilbert ass kissing. As always, have fun reading and listening to Paul Gilbert's new album, Fuzz Universe!
Anyway, I've decided to change my URL to http://canoninpg.blogspot.com. Isn't that so damn creative?!?! It's Canon In PG!! Anyway, wish me luck and do suggest some other names for the blog if you think you're better than me in Paul Gilbert ass kissing. As always, have fun reading and listening to Paul Gilbert's new album, Fuzz Universe!
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Sigh
Ever had a day where everything little thing is fucked up from the moment you woke up? Even before you wake up, there's already a shitstorm brewing just across your face. Can't get adequate sleep because some motherfucker who can't feed his own addiction taking all the puffs that are rightfully yours. Then you fail to wake up for lunch because of the former disturbance. So you decided to go to the mamak and order "roti telur" but you couldn't finish it. Halfway through, the fucker above called and said,
"Eh buy cigs eh, we share."
Then you'll go,
"Macibai I buy you one la, fuck."
Your own fucking addiction, you feed it yourself you son of a bitch.
Then you go get changed for class and drove to school, waiting for the fucking van to show up under the burning sun. When you reach the lab, there's only four souls there with a half-assed albeit very nice teacher (gave us literally the whole set of "tips" for the upcoming exam). The mood itself in the lab is dragging you down into an abyss of depression so deep you can't see the bottom of the pit.
Then your friend calls you reminding you of an interview for a goddamn job in the next PC Fair and you went expecting nothing but just faux-interviews where they line you up, see if you're handsome enough and let you pass. But turned out the interview is not as easy as made out to be. To find out you got the job but your friend didn't leaves an empty void in your expectations. You'll most probably have to go alone.
When you get home after the grueling KL meat traffic, you go to a chinese restaurant and find out their Iced Milk Tea tastes like shit. I mean, how the fuck can you fuck up such a simple drink, right?!?! After the meal and RM9 poorer, you get home and find your self proclaimed best friend lying again. Then you realised why you call your current best friends your best friends. It's because they would never lie to you, even though they are not as nice.
While your friend is repairing your fucking cheap PC, you played his PC and got 400K points for Bejeweled Blitz, and came to the realization that you only got that high score cause you were lucky, not because of your skill. Soon, you started preparing for the upcoming test the next day, only to find that you can't get that shit inside your head no matter how hard you try. You then decided to call it a day and sleep, but you couldn't sleep.
It's days like these that makes you just wanna say,
"Fuck it, fuck this and fuck you. Fuck all of this shit. Fuck all these. I just wanna go out destroy something beautiful. Walk to the fucking park waiting for people to trip and fall just to laugh at them. Maybe go to some group therapy sessions and just listen to their sad stories to make me feel better about myself. Fuck this mid life depression. And again, fuck you."
So back to the main question, ever had a day like this?
"Eh buy cigs eh, we share."
Then you'll go,
"Macibai I buy you one la, fuck."
Your own fucking addiction, you feed it yourself you son of a bitch.
Then you go get changed for class and drove to school, waiting for the fucking van to show up under the burning sun. When you reach the lab, there's only four souls there with a half-assed albeit very nice teacher (gave us literally the whole set of "tips" for the upcoming exam). The mood itself in the lab is dragging you down into an abyss of depression so deep you can't see the bottom of the pit.
Then your friend calls you reminding you of an interview for a goddamn job in the next PC Fair and you went expecting nothing but just faux-interviews where they line you up, see if you're handsome enough and let you pass. But turned out the interview is not as easy as made out to be. To find out you got the job but your friend didn't leaves an empty void in your expectations. You'll most probably have to go alone.
When you get home after the grueling KL meat traffic, you go to a chinese restaurant and find out their Iced Milk Tea tastes like shit. I mean, how the fuck can you fuck up such a simple drink, right?!?! After the meal and RM9 poorer, you get home and find your self proclaimed best friend lying again. Then you realised why you call your current best friends your best friends. It's because they would never lie to you, even though they are not as nice.
While your friend is repairing your fucking cheap PC, you played his PC and got 400K points for Bejeweled Blitz, and came to the realization that you only got that high score cause you were lucky, not because of your skill. Soon, you started preparing for the upcoming test the next day, only to find that you can't get that shit inside your head no matter how hard you try. You then decided to call it a day and sleep, but you couldn't sleep.
It's days like these that makes you just wanna say,
"Fuck it, fuck this and fuck you. Fuck all of this shit. Fuck all these. I just wanna go out destroy something beautiful. Walk to the fucking park waiting for people to trip and fall just to laugh at them. Maybe go to some group therapy sessions and just listen to their sad stories to make me feel better about myself. Fuck this mid life depression. And again, fuck you."
So back to the main question, ever had a day like this?
Sunday, July 18, 2010
Gilbertology
I have finally found the base for the religion of Gilbertology!!!! Actually, I'm lazy to write so I'm posting this for you guys to read. Very interesting, so make sure you finish it! Brings another perspective into the religion game eh? CLICK THE PICTURE TO ENLARGE
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