Lost in Translation

I like kpop idols. I like how the boy idols act like they fuckin' gangsta and shit, always showing their abs, giving girls the "you wanna suck this dick?" eyes, pretending like they're screwing all the celebrity kpop bitches and BAM!! They're suddenly so polite when off stage.

I like how the girl idols act all sexy, shoving their asses to your face every chance they get, giving you the "fuck me doggy style while insulting me" eyes while dancing, acting cute whenever possible and then BAM!! THEY'RE STILL SHOVING ASSES TO YO FACE WHEN OFF STAGE!! All the while acting like they're 15 year old virgins, which is debatable but let's not go there :(

There is one thing that intrigues me the most is the fact that nobody ever corrects their English. Nope, not even the lyricist, producers or those that came back to Korea from English-speaking countries. Just to prove my point, I've taken the liberty to translate this song for you guys. Believe me, I had to re-watch that video for half an hour.

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sunday moanin rain is fallin
stare some covah shray some skin
clow lay shrowing us in momen unforgettable
your tweez to fit the more that i am in
but thin just get so crazy libing lipe gets hard to do
and now i gowling hit the low get up and go if i knew
there sunday it durr ring me back to you
there sunday it durr ring me back to you

then may be all i near
dungnay she is all i see
come and let your bone wing me
divin slow on sunday moanin
when i never want to lee

fringer twace your every our-ine
paint a picture with my hands
frick and fro we say like brancess in the sewn
change a weather still together when it end

then may be all i nead
in dungness she is all i see
come and let your bone wing me
diving slow on sunday moanin
and i never want to lee-ah

but thing just get so crazy libing like gets hard to do
and i will gowling ip the load get up and go ipai knew
that sunday it would ling me back to you
that sunday it would ling me back to you

aw-rye

may be all i near
dungnah she is all i see
come and let your bone with me
drivin slow on sunday moanin
and i neber want to lee
and i never want to lee
and i never waaaaaaant to leeeeeeee

Momma's Day

I believe all of you know it was Mother's Day yesterday. How could you not know when everybody's fucking posting mother's day messages on social networks and such? It is definitely safe to say that most mom's of my peers (born in the 50s) don't even have facebook, which brings me to my next point.

What's the fucking point IF they don't have a facebook account? You tell me that you're shy to say it to your mom. Hell, I'm fucking shy about these things and still I called her and tell it straight to her face (or ears). At least let her know through an sms, or through relatives. Any fucking thing but facebook?!

I'll shut my mouth only if you ask your mom to get a facebook account just to see your insincere and attention-whoring message.

Fatass

In order to go to the college car park, us students have to take a van to actually get there from the college. So while I was in the van, there's this chick who asked her friend to hold her bag so that she can get on her damn seat easier. Then, she proceeded to say,

"Ah the bag is too big."

No, bitch. It's not your bag. It's you.

I'm a pussy so I didn't say it to her face. That fatass could've chokeslam me into oblivion goddamnit.

Virginal Dish!

Just ate my first chee cheong fun after staying in KL for like, fucking 3 years. It was on monday at... Taman Tun? I forgot, and THAT was after driving for like half an hour to places I've never been to before looking for food. Damnit, I really hate myself for preferring to stay in my comfort zone(my home) instead of exploring all the things that KL has to offer.

Anyway, chee cheong fun is good. But I'd prefer if it didn't come with the gravy thing, soggy food makes me feel uneasy most of the time. Hmm, I'm wondering if I should take pictures of all these boring shit I do.

Did I tell you guys chee cheong fun isn't that bad? Have fun.

Update Update

Best quote that I read today:


"Take a guy away from the societal constraints on what he's supposed to be attracted to and the pressure from his friends on going with the status quo in group attraction and most men would fuck anything if no-one else knew."

Now now, you might be saying to yourself, "Nah, I'll never do that." There might be some truth in there, but I'm a firm believer that there are things which you will never ever understand until you've experienced it. I'm always hearing people who broke up with their significant others tell me they're fine, they're doing strong, they wanna show their s/o how well they do without them, only to act in contrast with their initial stand on the matter at hand. Stuff like that.

These things, people don't really care about it. Then they proceed to make judgments on how they will tackle the situation when it comes. Take the death stick for example. Coming from my own point of view, I'm not fucking scared of death or fucking cancer at all. Why? Cause I haven't got that shit yet, that's why. We're all living like we're gonna live forever.

That's why you can never get a person to quit by raising concerns about health and whatnot.

Anyway, can't wait for "Cannon" to be back next week. Listening to Led Zep's "Since I've Been Loving You" really makes me wanna play right now. Fucking Robert Plant sang the shit out of that song, LIKE A BOSS! I withheld from buying the Cort Source, by the way. Gonna go for a 1 watt tube amp instead. Sam fucking convinced me -_-

No Money, More Problems

There's a meeting with the FYP (Final Year Project) tomorrow and I'm supposed to read up journals/articles on online retailing. Well, I have them all opened and lined up on Chrome nicely, waiting for me to lay my attentive eyes on them now but fucking Skrillex and NiT GriT is distracting me goddamnit.

What's even worse is the fact that my personal college's account has been suspended for not paying fees. For fuck's sake, how am I supposed to pay the fees if the PTPTN guys are still at the coffee shop drinking coffee or sucking corporate dicks?! With the account blocked I won't be able to submit my ingenious FYP proposal.

O well, time to comb my nerd hair and meet the person in charge tomorrow. Hopefully my faux American accent will lead him into a trap thinking I'm actually a superior intellect and he's supposed to be graced by my presence. What a fucking week, even the KFC I had tasted like shit (figuratively). No pussy this week too. Oh wait, I've never had it for months. Fuck this shit. Blog update tomorrow, by the way.

Stay tuned, motherfuckers.

Psychedelic Shit

Goddamn, this song sounds like some psychedelic trance shit. Feels like people should watch this while taking hallucinogenic substances. Moreover, Ah Young and Serri's fucking HOT GODDAMN. On another note, do not take drugs. It's bad fo yo health, son.

Enjoy and have fun.

Fuck, there's no embedding to this video. Here's the link. It's a kpop song, by the way. So, you guys should know what to expect.