Lost in Translation

I like kpop idols. I like how the boy idols act like they fuckin' gangsta and shit, always showing their abs, giving girls the "you wanna suck this dick?" eyes, pretending like they're screwing all the celebrity kpop bitches and BAM!! They're suddenly so polite when off stage.

I like how the girl idols act all sexy, shoving their asses to your face every chance they get, giving you the "fuck me doggy style while insulting me" eyes while dancing, acting cute whenever possible and then BAM!! THEY'RE STILL SHOVING ASSES TO YO FACE WHEN OFF STAGE!! All the while acting like they're 15 year old virgins, which is debatable but let's not go there :(

There is one thing that intrigues me the most is the fact that nobody ever corrects their English. Nope, not even the lyricist, producers or those that came back to Korea from English-speaking countries. Just to prove my point, I've taken the liberty to translate this song for you guys. Believe me, I had to re-watch that video for half an hour.

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sunday moanin rain is fallin
stare some covah shray some skin
clow lay shrowing us in momen unforgettable
your tweez to fit the more that i am in
but thin just get so crazy libing lipe gets hard to do
and now i gowling hit the low get up and go if i knew
there sunday it durr ring me back to you
there sunday it durr ring me back to you

then may be all i near
dungnay she is all i see
come and let your bone wing me
divin slow on sunday moanin
when i never want to lee

fringer twace your every our-ine
paint a picture with my hands
frick and fro we say like brancess in the sewn
change a weather still together when it end

then may be all i nead
in dungness she is all i see
come and let your bone wing me
diving slow on sunday moanin
and i never want to lee-ah

but thing just get so crazy libing like gets hard to do
and i will gowling ip the load get up and go ipai knew
that sunday it would ling me back to you
that sunday it would ling me back to you

aw-rye

may be all i near
dungnah she is all i see
come and let your bone with me
drivin slow on sunday moanin
and i neber want to lee
and i never want to lee
and i never waaaaaaant to leeeeeeee