Fatass

In order to go to the college car park, us students have to take a van to actually get there from the college. So while I was in the van, there's this chick who asked her friend to hold her bag so that she can get on her damn seat easier. Then, she proceeded to say,

"Ah the bag is too big."

No, bitch. It's not your bag. It's you.

I'm a pussy so I didn't say it to her face. That fatass could've chokeslam me into oblivion goddamnit.