I Died

Last night I died and then lived again after watching this video. FOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!



I don't know about this, but I think when a guy sees a girl with a hot body. The only sound they'll make are these:

"Ooooooh"

"Fooooooh" <--just add F in front of the ooooooh

"OOOOOOH"<-- this one is kinda like oooh but it's a long OH instead.

"xxxxiiiii"<--the sound you make when you grit your teeth and inhale. for a combo effect the practitioner is expected to then make a "HOOOOOOOO" exhaling sound.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" <--supposed to end with a "CK" but then usually you'll die before finishing it. This expression is only reserved for people like Kate Beckinsale and Monica Bellucci. Paul Gilbert too, if you're gay.

As you have probably predicted, I did say FUUUUU and died before completing it. The curves, the fair skin, smooth legs, fat ass cheeks that beg some pinching action... XXXXXIIIIIIII.Sometimes, it makes you wonder why instead of these five and the usual cuss words like GODDAYUM!, people never see a chick with a hot bod and say, "Hmm I think this girl has good future prospects."

one of the reasons why girls shouldn't have long hair

Preceding these hypocritically down to earth statements are always thoughts about wanting to fuck that said hot chick or just having her as a girlfriend. Needless to say, I made all four of these CONTINUOUSLY while wanting to just spread her legs ala how eagles spread their wings. I christen this move, the "Flying Eagle". This is just a short prelude to my next post. Which is obviously about girls! Have fun reading, and waiting.