Getting Older

Dayum, visited a couple of my friends' blogs and they all updated. So in order to not feel left out I've decided to breath new life into mine as well. Well actually, it's just cause I'm having my one week semester break right now and boredom is boring its boring self into my bored skull.

For those of you who cared, or actively uses facebook and have me in your friend list, you might noticed that it was my birthday on the 22nd of May. God, time passes so fast. I'm 23 already. I played DoTA on Garena last night until 3 something in the morning. My friends said they were sleepy so we had to stop. First thing that crossed my mind was;

"Goddamn they're sleepy when it's just 10pm?"

I tabbed out and realized that it's already 4fuckingAM. All of a sudden I felt so lifeless. Lifeless like "what the fuck I'm doing?" I woke up at 4pm and stared at the PC and BAM suddenly it's 4am. Time passes so fast especially when you're not paying attention. Anyway, back to the birthday shit.

I've never really celebrated my birthday before, no fancy parties and all that. Maybe once or twice, but those were in my primary school days. Growing up sucks. Growing older sucks even more. Reality hits you with its big dick and that dick grows bigger as you get older. Suddenly all these adult terms like down payment, salary, hentai rape, bondage, income tax, career advancement comes in. Then you realize you're gonna start slaving for the corporate world when you graduate from college.

Gone are the days where you just wake up and compete with friends to see who can sleep the longest in class without getting scolded. Gone are the days where you talk shit and play DoTA all day. Gone are the days where you just sleep late without worrying that your health might be failing you soon. Come to think of it, I never had any worries during my school days. Well.. most of my worries are about "Hmm are you gonna do a handjob or a blowjob tonight" or "Do I still have leftover condom in my wallet tonight?"

What's there to celebrate? If I'm not fucking Lee Hyori doggie style while playing God of War 3 on PS3, with Hyuna tongue-raping my ear and shamelessly complimenting my good looks, there's nothing to celebrate. The only birthday worth celebrating is when your girlfriend hits 18 and she thinks she's entitled to a cumshot to the belly... or face, depending on her fetishes. Just kidding, I don't have these kind of fantasies, really :(

"The Gods have truly blessed you, Kratos."

But I guess the bottom line is, life goes on. I won't wish myself happy birthday, but I hope that I will have the courage to take all these shit that life throws at me, pick them up...shine em real nice.... keep shinin' it.... TURN THAT SUM BITCH SIDEWAYS AND STICK IT UP ITS CANDY ASS