Here is PG "injecting" his Cherry Red Fireman with his latest signature DiMarzio Injector pickups. OMG YOU ARE SO FUNNY PAUL <3 <3
Fuck it, I really wanna meet him so so bad :( Not to talk about guitar, just life in general..... :(:(
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Sunday, November 28, 2010
Fuck This Shit
What is wrong with people nowadays? They complain and complain about others but fail to see that the fucking face they’re staring at in the mirror is doing the same shit they’ve been complaining about in the first place.
The one thing that gets on my nerves these days is that the pot calling the kettle black. And they’re so ignorant towards their own attitude. Please, fucking look at yourself before complaining. I just don’t understand this, it doesn’t take much to realize the fact of the matter is you’re just as annoying.
Think about it, if you’ve realized it then please, you don’t have to be so vocal or take drastic AND despicable measures. No one ever complained about you doing the same thing since the dawn of time. Now you think you have the right to complain? How can one person be so inconsiderate is beyond my comprehension.
Since I’m bitching like fuck here, let me just address another issue. Why is it that some people I know are always boasting and admitting something that is so shameful? You don’t read and you love the fact that you don’t read? At least show some remorse or regret towards the matter, not laughing it away and think that it’s the coolest thing since Paul Gilbert. That is just one example, there are way more shit even worse than this.
Sigh, I’m done. Maybe it’s just a difference of perception. Maybe my principles in life don’t apply to theirs. Hopefully they’re not as ignorant as I think they are.
The one thing that gets on my nerves these days is that the pot calling the kettle black. And they’re so ignorant towards their own attitude. Please, fucking look at yourself before complaining. I just don’t understand this, it doesn’t take much to realize the fact of the matter is you’re just as annoying.
Think about it, if you’ve realized it then please, you don’t have to be so vocal or take drastic AND despicable measures. No one ever complained about you doing the same thing since the dawn of time. Now you think you have the right to complain? How can one person be so inconsiderate is beyond my comprehension.
Since I’m bitching like fuck here, let me just address another issue. Why is it that some people I know are always boasting and admitting something that is so shameful? You don’t read and you love the fact that you don’t read? At least show some remorse or regret towards the matter, not laughing it away and think that it’s the coolest thing since Paul Gilbert. That is just one example, there are way more shit even worse than this.
Sigh, I’m done. Maybe it’s just a difference of perception. Maybe my principles in life don’t apply to theirs. Hopefully they’re not as ignorant as I think they are.
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Contributions to the Human Race
As a part of my contributions to the human race, I'd like to share with you these words of wisdom I've just read 1 minute ago. Actually wanted to post it in facebook but the fear of having relatives read this brought me to the conclusion to come right here to post it.
"If you masturbate with both hands, that's a threesome."
Rejoice my readers, for you have been enlightened once again, here!
"If you masturbate with both hands, that's a threesome."
Rejoice my readers, for you have been enlightened once again, here!
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Holyday
Hmm so what's been up lately. I had to borrow money from a friend just to buy the Starcraft II CD. How sad is that? Apparently my bank account got disabled cause I didn't do any transaction with it for too long. I guess this is part of growing up, eh? Finding out that banks are out to fuck with your money any way they can, and justifying it by saying it's for freeing up slots in their database for other people. A make believe slot, dammit.
I was so stoked on playing 1v1s but I found out that I'm play worse than those noobs. Can't even get my basic build orders right, can't macro well enough. Guess I'll have to stick to team matches for now :(
It is a well known fact that I like to set objectives that I'm not gonna accomplish for my holidays. Let's see... before it all began I wanted to learn Paul's Bach Partita in Dm. Learn some ukelele songs and getting one ukelele myself. Learn some fingerpicking songs.. change my sleeping time. Eat well, stay healthy.. And I've accomplished none of that.
I did change my sleeping time but then it all fucks up when Starcraft came. As for the Bach song, I only learnt 25% of it, and it's the easy part -_- ukelele and fingerpicking was not practiced at all this holiday and there's only 2 weeks left till the next semester starts.
As usual, I'd like to justify my uninspired-ness with my rig at home. A 5 year old Squier Strat that some chinese dude con me to buy at Bentley, along with a Roland Cube 15. Fucking sucks la the tone. I tampered with the knobs here and there but the tone still sucks. It's so... dead. Kinda miss my friend's Marshall at KL which kinda belongs to me since he never plays it. Oh shit, he might be moving out soon. HOW AM I GONNA PLAY WHEN HE'S GONE?! So many things to buy, so little money. When can I get my Vox amp? When can I get my Paul Gilbert pedals? Coily cable? DiMarzio single coil pickup? White reversed Ibanez? New tone knobs for fucks sake?!?!! NEW STRINGS?! JESUS, I'VE BEEN USING THE SAME STRINGS FOR 2 fucking years?!
Anyway, I'm convinced that Guthrie Govan is the Jesus of guitar. Phrasing, note choice, technique.. whatever shit you want, he'll do it.
I was so stoked on playing 1v1s but I found out that I'm play worse than those noobs. Can't even get my basic build orders right, can't macro well enough. Guess I'll have to stick to team matches for now :(
It is a well known fact that I like to set objectives that I'm not gonna accomplish for my holidays. Let's see... before it all began I wanted to learn Paul's Bach Partita in Dm. Learn some ukelele songs and getting one ukelele myself. Learn some fingerpicking songs.. change my sleeping time. Eat well, stay healthy.. And I've accomplished none of that.
I did change my sleeping time but then it all fucks up when Starcraft came. As for the Bach song, I only learnt 25% of it, and it's the easy part -_- ukelele and fingerpicking was not practiced at all this holiday and there's only 2 weeks left till the next semester starts.
As usual, I'd like to justify my uninspired-ness with my rig at home. A 5 year old Squier Strat that some chinese dude con me to buy at Bentley, along with a Roland Cube 15. Fucking sucks la the tone. I tampered with the knobs here and there but the tone still sucks. It's so... dead. Kinda miss my friend's Marshall at KL which kinda belongs to me since he never plays it. Oh shit, he might be moving out soon. HOW AM I GONNA PLAY WHEN HE'S GONE?! So many things to buy, so little money. When can I get my Vox amp? When can I get my Paul Gilbert pedals? Coily cable? DiMarzio single coil pickup? White reversed Ibanez? New tone knobs for fucks sake?!?!! NEW STRINGS?! JESUS, I'VE BEEN USING THE SAME STRINGS FOR 2 fucking years?!
Anyway, I'm convinced that Guthrie Govan is the Jesus of guitar. Phrasing, note choice, technique.. whatever shit you want, he'll do it.
Friday, August 20, 2010
Oiling Up
Goddamnit I hate it when korean girl groups all oil up their legs during live performances. Makes them so unbelievably sexy. Can't a man just live his life without all these pesky temptations?
Anyway, I'm over my Hyuna obsession already. Maybe it's cause she didn't oil up her legs enough. Not shiny enough. And I thought those koreans are all out of people to recruit since the new groups they're churning out are all ugly like they just stopped their evolution at the frog stage. Seriously, why be an idol when you're not hot?! How are you gonna satisfy my fantasies?!
So the latest in thing is supposed to be Rainbow. Not the weird rainbow video making rounds on youtube right now -_-
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SLIGHT DETOUR
I just have to talk about the rainbow video above. When I first saw it I was laughing like I was on crack for the last 23 years. Very fucking ridiculous. But then it dawned on me. This guy is just.. getting an orgasm by looking at the double rainbow? Mother Nature having sex with him in the wild? It turned weird. I don't know whether to laugh or admire this guy. He's clearly obtaining true happiness just from this.. discovery. Or maybe he's on drugs. People laugh at him but he shrugs it off cause the real happy man is him. He's happy for himself. Laugh at him all you want, he clearly does not give a fuck!
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They're oiled up nicely, boasting a number of 7 members and have a couple of hot looking ones. phoooooey! Their comeback song is quite catchy too, beats Gossip Girl. That song is just fucking atrocious. Here's the video.
Sometimes, I just wonder how it feels like to be in these girls' shoes. Selling sex when they're even barely legal. Granted, some of them are already above 18 but there are still a handful of them thrusting hips all over the country below 18. How do you handle that shit? All those uncles giving you the shit eating grin when you're performing. It's gotta be different when you're an idol, right? I probably on behalf on those average joes out there when I say we all just wanna fuck you. Left and right, in the toilet, by the dumpster, in our minds. You name it, we'll be there, getting ready to restore population with some good ol fashioned fuckin.
On another note, talking about oiling up always reminds me of this video. Embedding disabled so please click the link if you're interested enough. And I guarandamntee it's gonna be worth that one click. Oh yeah, gotta turn up the volume for this one.
Anyway, I'm over my Hyuna obsession already. Maybe it's cause she didn't oil up her legs enough. Not shiny enough. And I thought those koreans are all out of people to recruit since the new groups they're churning out are all ugly like they just stopped their evolution at the frog stage. Seriously, why be an idol when you're not hot?! How are you gonna satisfy my fantasies?!
So the latest in thing is supposed to be Rainbow. Not the weird rainbow video making rounds on youtube right now -_-
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SLIGHT DETOUR
I just have to talk about the rainbow video above. When I first saw it I was laughing like I was on crack for the last 23 years. Very fucking ridiculous. But then it dawned on me. This guy is just.. getting an orgasm by looking at the double rainbow? Mother Nature having sex with him in the wild? It turned weird. I don't know whether to laugh or admire this guy. He's clearly obtaining true happiness just from this.. discovery. Or maybe he's on drugs. People laugh at him but he shrugs it off cause the real happy man is him. He's happy for himself. Laugh at him all you want, he clearly does not give a fuck!
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They're oiled up nicely, boasting a number of 7 members and have a couple of hot looking ones. phoooooey! Their comeback song is quite catchy too, beats Gossip Girl. That song is just fucking atrocious. Here's the video.
Sometimes, I just wonder how it feels like to be in these girls' shoes. Selling sex when they're even barely legal. Granted, some of them are already above 18 but there are still a handful of them thrusting hips all over the country below 18. How do you handle that shit? All those uncles giving you the shit eating grin when you're performing. It's gotta be different when you're an idol, right? I probably on behalf on those average joes out there when I say we all just wanna fuck you. Left and right, in the toilet, by the dumpster, in our minds. You name it, we'll be there, getting ready to restore population with some good ol fashioned fuckin.
On another note, talking about oiling up always reminds me of this video. Embedding disabled so please click the link if you're interested enough. And I guarandamntee it's gonna be worth that one click. Oh yeah, gotta turn up the volume for this one.
Monday, August 16, 2010
Initial Thoughts on SC2
So what's been happening since the holidays started is that I am extremely late to latch on the hype for Starcraft 2. Yeah I've heard about the Beta phase relatively early and some of my friends even had Beta keys to get a head start but then it just didn't appeal to me back then. More on that later.
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The first few days was spent on leveling in Diablo 2, which was fucked up. Apparently, Han Wei and his friends are playing ladder characters on BNet and I made a non-ladder character for fear of getting a character reset once the ladder is reset too. I'm still not quite sure on that since this is the first time I'm playing on BNet. So, the fucked up thing was I had to replay with a ladder character, which nullifies my hard work for 1 full day of getting my initial Hammerdin to level 30. The reason for this is non-ladder can't join ladder games, and vice-versa.
Since no sane human would retrain just because one of their friends made the wrong character, I decided to level again -_-. Made it to level 30 on the first day and 46 on the second. Stopped there cause it got boring just leveling alone on Nightmare difficulty. Met an interesting Korean fellow though, and as always, I tell whoever that is remotely Korean that I'd love to fuck Hyuna inside out, upside down. And he nodded in agreement, great men think alike. Anyway, I also tried doing Baal runs on Normal but then I just couldn't remake games fast enough to make it efficient, that's why I stopped. Fucking BNet kept telling me "Failed to join game" if I remake within the span of 15-20 minutes. Fuck that.
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Sam, with his usual annoying phone calls, kept pestering me to go to Music Master so I went. I'm glad I did though because I found out that the boss of the CC at DJ (Damansara Jaya) got 10 SC2 CD-keys for his CC. And all the accounts are creatively called, BlitZone... ALL FUCKING TEN OF THEM! Got addicted to it faily quickly. On th first night I played from 2 until nine in the fucking morning. Long story short, I decided to buy the game even if it'll cost me ample pussy shortage.
Goddamn the game is like a whole different game compared to BW (Brood War). From now onwards, what I say is entirely based on my early encounters with the AI in a short span of 3 days at the CC and a few youtube commentaries. From what I've read, Zerg seems to be the new Terran. Underpowered and less favored by professional players.
If my memory didn't fail me, Terran used to be the underpowered ones in BW. Maybe it was the patches that fixed the balance, or maybe the Terran Emperor came out and revolutionized Terran strategies. And the whole game is less micro intensive now. Most of the micros I've seen consists of just pulling away and sniping. I AM SURE there are more than that but generally, it's just right click, A+left click.. rinse and repeat.
What does that mean? I'd like to think that it's more of a macro game (unless you get cheesed, of course) Building placements, stationing units at the correct spots. Basically, more to strategies and less about using a small number of units to overcome the enemy. Hopefully what I said makes sense -_- Still, people from different regions play differently. Now it's up to the Koreans to make the game micro intensive again.
Anyway, that's all for now. This long wall of text must've been boring to non SC players. I'm thinking of focusing on Zerg, but not because I like them or whatever. It's just because there's an underdog attraction to it. More on that on another day!
P.S. Actually I've got more to say but then I got lazy towards the end. Fuck that!
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The first few days was spent on leveling in Diablo 2, which was fucked up. Apparently, Han Wei and his friends are playing ladder characters on BNet and I made a non-ladder character for fear of getting a character reset once the ladder is reset too. I'm still not quite sure on that since this is the first time I'm playing on BNet. So, the fucked up thing was I had to replay with a ladder character, which nullifies my hard work for 1 full day of getting my initial Hammerdin to level 30. The reason for this is non-ladder can't join ladder games, and vice-versa.
Since no sane human would retrain just because one of their friends made the wrong character, I decided to level again -_-. Made it to level 30 on the first day and 46 on the second. Stopped there cause it got boring just leveling alone on Nightmare difficulty. Met an interesting Korean fellow though, and as always, I tell whoever that is remotely Korean that I'd love to fuck Hyuna inside out, upside down. And he nodded in agreement, great men think alike. Anyway, I also tried doing Baal runs on Normal but then I just couldn't remake games fast enough to make it efficient, that's why I stopped. Fucking BNet kept telling me "Failed to join game" if I remake within the span of 15-20 minutes. Fuck that.
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Sam, with his usual annoying phone calls, kept pestering me to go to Music Master so I went. I'm glad I did though because I found out that the boss of the CC at DJ (Damansara Jaya) got 10 SC2 CD-keys for his CC. And all the accounts are creatively called, BlitZone... ALL FUCKING TEN OF THEM! Got addicted to it faily quickly. On th first night I played from 2 until nine in the fucking morning. Long story short, I decided to buy the game even if it'll cost me ample pussy shortage.
Goddamn the game is like a whole different game compared to BW (Brood War). From now onwards, what I say is entirely based on my early encounters with the AI in a short span of 3 days at the CC and a few youtube commentaries. From what I've read, Zerg seems to be the new Terran. Underpowered and less favored by professional players.
If my memory didn't fail me, Terran used to be the underpowered ones in BW. Maybe it was the patches that fixed the balance, or maybe the Terran Emperor came out and revolutionized Terran strategies. And the whole game is less micro intensive now. Most of the micros I've seen consists of just pulling away and sniping. I AM SURE there are more than that but generally, it's just right click, A+left click.. rinse and repeat.
What does that mean? I'd like to think that it's more of a macro game (unless you get cheesed, of course) Building placements, stationing units at the correct spots. Basically, more to strategies and less about using a small number of units to overcome the enemy. Hopefully what I said makes sense -_- Still, people from different regions play differently. Now it's up to the Koreans to make the game micro intensive again.
Anyway, that's all for now. This long wall of text must've been boring to non SC players. I'm thinking of focusing on Zerg, but not because I like them or whatever. It's just because there's an underdog attraction to it. More on that on another day!
P.S. Actually I've got more to say but then I got lazy towards the end. Fuck that!
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