The Divine Cycle

People say that I'm all 30% asshole and 70% no feelings, and I say they're 100% correct. If yours truly do truly make it in life, I believe that the reason is because I'm great at being an ass. Begging people to believe my principles and views are like screaming to an endless stretch of a wall. But since this is the place where you read, you might as well read or never come here again (secretly, I meant hiding behind your computer and laugh at my penned words).

If there's anything more factual than the fact that Paul Gilbert is God, it's the fact that I hate beggars. Before you start running your mouth, beating the next Olympic Gold Medalist, please allow me to explain.

I promptly believe that they are only three social stages on earth. First, are the rich people a.k.a. the powerful ones. Second, the ones stuck in the middle a.k.a. working class. Lastly, the poor ones a.k.a. beggars.

The RICH
You know they always say the rich gets richer, the poor gets poorer. And I throw my hats off to these people whenever they say it... Well when I don't wear hats I throw the middle finger of respect. These people are here to control the middle one. Give inspirations, telling you that anyone can make it if they work hard enough (for them) and buy shits (their shit). Ergo, everything goes well and the earth still revolves around the sun and you'll still be buried 6 feet under, full of debt when everything ends for you. If Abraham Lincoln didn't abolish slavery, you might as well call me a slave from this moment on, it makes no difference.

The MIDDLE CLASS
The middle class people? They're here to feed the rich people. They strive and brave mighty currents of shit waves thrown at them each and everyday to make ends meet. They tell themselves they can make it if they just put enough effort. Yeah yeah, in the great course of their life they'll get promotions and whatnot. But at the end of the day, they'll wonder why they're not advancing to the top yet. It is a universal fact that the most asked questions of a normal working class guy are, "Am I not working hard enough?" and "Hmm, did I suck enough corporate cocks today?" I don't know, but it's most probable that wikipedia has an article on sucking corporate cocks. If there aren't any, just make sure to check this page out.

The BEGGARS
Now comes the biggest part, the poor ones who will from now onwards be referred as the beggars. Beggars plays a big role in this post because they have only one objective, and that is the scare the shit out of the middle class people. They're here to remind the middle class that THEY WILL BECOME BEGGARS if they don't work their ass off. As of now, I'm secretly believing that the government are paying beggars for just.... being beggars. Now isn't that scary. I bet that if there aren't any beggars, the sun will start revolving around the moon and gays start getting abortions all around the world. The whole cycle will be destroyed!


-pictured above is the divine cycle of social status-

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Since I like guitar solos and you must be worshipping it too for the duration that you spend on this page, I'll compare this whole post with a solo.

The term "guitar solo" is the rich guy. The notes are the middle class. The beggars are the wrongly played notes, inaccuracies or mistakes.

People always remember solos as "that guitar solo from Sweet Child 'O Mine" and not "that G note from Sweet Child 'O Mine". Goddamnit there are so many G notes in that song by the we find out which note is it, John Cusack will be driving limos through earthquakes and tsunamis escaping the end of the world.

The solo will always be the term firstly used, then comes the particular note (because notes work for the boss). But that note must note be inaccurate, or it'll be rendered useless. The inaccurate note will exist solely to remind all those notes that if they moved around too freely, there's a 90% chance that they will be forever remembered as, "That awfully sounding note provides no meaning to the song."

Now please tell me why I shouldn't be scared of beggars.

One one last note, I'm fucking awesome.