EDIT:
Okay I think it's time for me to clear this up. Remember when I said I think I didn't get the right message across through the initial post? I was right and I'll rephrase the main point. I'm definitely not saying that we need no reason to give. What I wanted to say is, to give without basing your reason on good or bad. JUST GIVE TO FOR THE SAKE OF GIVING. Don't give cause he's poor. Don't give cause you need his help. Just give cause you feel like giving, with zero expectations.
I'm not gonna rewrite the whole post so just read this shit.
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Things are beginning to get stale here so it's time for another update. But then, what is there to talk about? Yeah I'm back in Sarawak after 4 months. You know, sometimes I feel like blogging about Sarawak and life here but it's just straight fucked up and boring. West Malaysians are still taking our resources and develop their peninsular while we still get called tree-dwellers or some shit about we swimming to go shopping. So fuck that. The connection here is fucking with me and I'm so the very uninspired. Gonna leave this here and go watch some youtube videos.
Okay, I'm back.. after 3 hours of reading inane articles.
Have you guys ever wondered if it's possible to just help people just for the hell of it? I mean, for no reasons, you just give that guy a punch cause his face needed beautification. Oh wait, that sounds wrong. Let's try this. You just for no reason, gave a kid you passed by a lollipop. Ah damn, all these examples are terrible.
The main point is, are humans capable of giving just for the sake of giving? Let me clear the confusion out of your mind. By saying, 'just cause you wanna give', I meant CAN HUMANS GIVE WITHOUT EXPECTING ANYTHING AT ALL? All bullshit aside, let's ask ourselves some questions. Isn't it true that most of us give because-
-we think some old hag is poor
-we think he needs help
-we have spare change
-we need help in return
-she's got pussy and you coincidentally have a dick (and vice versa, I'm not sexist)
-we wanna get to heaven
These examples signifies that most people, if not all still give something for a reason. Can't we just walk up to a rich guy with everything in the world and give him something? Can we not give money away to people just cause they're poor? Can Paul Gilbert just give a PGM401 to me without ever considering my total devotion for him?
It appears to me lately (I really mean for the past 3 hours) that people give for a reason. Now I'm just sayin', people do give for good and bad reasons, but they RARELY, AND I MEAN MOTHERFUCKIN RARELY give for no reason. And I'm just trying to be safe just in case some motherfucker decides to get all Einstein on me and prove me wrong. Personally, I've never encountered any.
This post is not about right or wrong, I'm just pondering why can't people give for no reason. Oh, I forgot to mention, it's also cause I'm jealous.
You know, what riles me up nowadays is that rich people give shit away cause, "Oh this old man is very poor. I'm gonna cry myself to sleep if I don't give him shit." That's some noble shit but I can't stomach this. And yes you're correct, it's cause I'm not at the receiving end of this giving business. I'm jealous, so I wanna hide behind my computer and complain by coming up with silly reasonings to cope with my jealousy.
p.s. I'm kinda sad after writing this because I think I wasn't able to get the message that I really wanted to convey to you people with my level of command over English. So, here's one big FUCK to that.
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Sunday, January 24, 2010
You Guys Asked For It
I remember some band came out with their version of Michael's Jackson "Beat It" sometime ago. Or maybe a few years before. I don't know. But what I know is guitar players (shredders especially) facepalmed themselves repeatedly cause they think John Mayer ruined the shred-y solo that Van Halen originally played. Others moaned in dismay just because it's Fall Out Boy.
But then came December 8, 2009. These critics learnt that they are gonna get what they ask, in lethal dose. Somehow, somewhere.. Yngwie Malmsteen answered their prayers while eating his daily intake of Big Macs, or maybe just some fuckin' donuts. I don't know which. I found out today that last December, Yngwie came up with another compilation album again and in it, there's a cover of "Beat It". Taken from wikipedia, it says there that this is one of his "most masterful performances since 1993".
I wasn't planning on writing today but this shit is just too funny. I was laughing like it was Comedy Central right here at my apartment. Dear guitar players, will you side with Yngwie, or Van Halen?
Brace yourself, cause here it comes. "Beat It" by the Viking himself.
p.s. OH BY THE WAY PAUL UPDATED HIS SITE SAYING THAT HE IS IN THE PROCESS OF RECORDING OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But then came December 8, 2009. These critics learnt that they are gonna get what they ask, in lethal dose. Somehow, somewhere.. Yngwie Malmsteen answered their prayers while eating his daily intake of Big Macs, or maybe just some fuckin' donuts. I don't know which. I found out today that last December, Yngwie came up with another compilation album again and in it, there's a cover of "Beat It". Taken from wikipedia, it says there that this is one of his "most masterful performances since 1993".
I wasn't planning on writing today but this shit is just too funny. I was laughing like it was Comedy Central right here at my apartment. Dear guitar players, will you side with Yngwie, or Van Halen?
Brace yourself, cause here it comes. "Beat It" by the Viking himself.
p.s. OH BY THE WAY PAUL UPDATED HIS SITE SAYING THAT HE IS IN THE PROCESS OF RECORDING OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Appearing Offline
Everyone probably has that friend who constantly appears offline in their MSN. Not that I undermine my ability to comprehend these things, but one thing that annoys me is that when they appear offline, they still look for people to talk to or somehow replies to whoever that messages them.
Why the fuck bother?
Why the fuck do you bother replying these people when your true intention is to not let anyone know that you're on the internet? Let me tell you something. When you appear offline, you are sending out the message that YOU ARE NOT THERE. And even if you're there, it just means that YOU DO NOT WANT TO TALK TO PEOPLE. That's what Appear Offline is for. It's for you to isolate yourself from the rest of the world while you masturbate to the latest porn collection from redtube or wherever the fuck your resources are from.
Which leads to my next point..
There are some really weird people with a couple of screws loose who spends every moment of their time in MSN appearing offline. For fuck's sake then why did you download MSN in the first place? Okay, I understand that maybe you have a certain person that you'll want to keep in contact with. So why not block the others? If you're certain you won't talk to them anymore, just block+delete them, doesn't that makes life easier for the one you want to talk to and also yourself?
I just don't understand Appear Offline, especially those who do it 70% of their time in MSN. Might as well delete all the other contacts you have or uninstall your MSN.
Why the fuck bother?
Why the fuck do you bother replying these people when your true intention is to not let anyone know that you're on the internet? Let me tell you something. When you appear offline, you are sending out the message that YOU ARE NOT THERE. And even if you're there, it just means that YOU DO NOT WANT TO TALK TO PEOPLE. That's what Appear Offline is for. It's for you to isolate yourself from the rest of the world while you masturbate to the latest porn collection from redtube or wherever the fuck your resources are from.
Which leads to my next point..
There are some really weird people with a couple of screws loose who spends every moment of their time in MSN appearing offline. For fuck's sake then why did you download MSN in the first place? Okay, I understand that maybe you have a certain person that you'll want to keep in contact with. So why not block the others? If you're certain you won't talk to them anymore, just block+delete them, doesn't that makes life easier for the one you want to talk to and also yourself?
I just don't understand Appear Offline, especially those who do it 70% of their time in MSN. Might as well delete all the other contacts you have or uninstall your MSN.
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
The Divine Cycle
People say that I'm all 30% asshole and 70% no feelings, and I say they're 100% correct. If yours truly do truly make it in life, I believe that the reason is because I'm great at being an ass. Begging people to believe my principles and views are like screaming to an endless stretch of a wall. But since this is the place where you read, you might as well read or never come here again (secretly, I meant hiding behind your computer and laugh at my penned words).
If there's anything more factual than the fact that Paul Gilbert is God, it's the fact that I hate beggars. Before you start running your mouth, beating the next Olympic Gold Medalist, please allow me to explain.
I promptly believe that they are only three social stages on earth. First, are the rich people a.k.a. the powerful ones. Second, the ones stuck in the middle a.k.a. working class. Lastly, the poor ones a.k.a. beggars.
The RICH
You know they always say the rich gets richer, the poor gets poorer. And I throw my hats off to these people whenever they say it... Well when I don't wear hats I throw the middle finger of respect. These people are here to control the middle one. Give inspirations, telling you that anyone can make it if they work hard enough (for them) and buy shits (their shit). Ergo, everything goes well and the earth still revolves around the sun and you'll still be buried 6 feet under, full of debt when everything ends for you. If Abraham Lincoln didn't abolish slavery, you might as well call me a slave from this moment on, it makes no difference.
The MIDDLE CLASS
The middle class people? They're here to feed the rich people. They strive and brave mighty currents of shit waves thrown at them each and everyday to make ends meet. They tell themselves they can make it if they just put enough effort. Yeah yeah, in the great course of their life they'll get promotions and whatnot. But at the end of the day, they'll wonder why they're not advancing to the top yet. It is a universal fact that the most asked questions of a normal working class guy are, "Am I not working hard enough?" and "Hmm, did I suck enough corporate cocks today?" I don't know, but it's most probable that wikipedia has an article on sucking corporate cocks. If there aren't any, just make sure to check this page out.
The BEGGARS
Now comes the biggest part, the poor ones who will from now onwards be referred as the beggars. Beggars plays a big role in this post because they have only one objective, and that is the scare the shit out of the middle class people. They're here to remind the middle class that THEY WILL BECOME BEGGARS if they don't work their ass off. As of now, I'm secretly believing that the government are paying beggars for just.... being beggars. Now isn't that scary. I bet that if there aren't any beggars, the sun will start revolving around the moon and gays start getting abortions all around the world. The whole cycle will be destroyed!
-pictured above is the divine cycle of social status-
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Since I like guitar solos and you must be worshipping it too for the duration that you spend on this page, I'll compare this whole post with a solo.
The term "guitar solo" is the rich guy. The notes are the middle class. The beggars are the wrongly played notes, inaccuracies or mistakes.
People always remember solos as "that guitar solo from Sweet Child 'O Mine" and not "that G note from Sweet Child 'O Mine". Goddamnit there are so many G notes in that song by the we find out which note is it, John Cusack will be driving limos through earthquakes and tsunamis escaping the end of the world.
The solo will always be the term firstly used, then comes the particular note (because notes work for the boss). But that note must note be inaccurate, or it'll be rendered useless. The inaccurate note will exist solely to remind all those notes that if they moved around too freely, there's a 90% chance that they will be forever remembered as, "That awfully sounding note provides no meaning to the song."
Now please tell me why I shouldn't be scared of beggars.
One one last note, I'm fucking awesome.
If there's anything more factual than the fact that Paul Gilbert is God, it's the fact that I hate beggars. Before you start running your mouth, beating the next Olympic Gold Medalist, please allow me to explain.
I promptly believe that they are only three social stages on earth. First, are the rich people a.k.a. the powerful ones. Second, the ones stuck in the middle a.k.a. working class. Lastly, the poor ones a.k.a. beggars.
The RICH
You know they always say the rich gets richer, the poor gets poorer. And I throw my hats off to these people whenever they say it... Well when I don't wear hats I throw the middle finger of respect. These people are here to control the middle one. Give inspirations, telling you that anyone can make it if they work hard enough (for them) and buy shits (their shit). Ergo, everything goes well and the earth still revolves around the sun and you'll still be buried 6 feet under, full of debt when everything ends for you. If Abraham Lincoln didn't abolish slavery, you might as well call me a slave from this moment on, it makes no difference.
The MIDDLE CLASS
The middle class people? They're here to feed the rich people. They strive and brave mighty currents of shit waves thrown at them each and everyday to make ends meet. They tell themselves they can make it if they just put enough effort. Yeah yeah, in the great course of their life they'll get promotions and whatnot. But at the end of the day, they'll wonder why they're not advancing to the top yet. It is a universal fact that the most asked questions of a normal working class guy are, "Am I not working hard enough?" and "Hmm, did I suck enough corporate cocks today?" I don't know, but it's most probable that wikipedia has an article on sucking corporate cocks. If there aren't any, just make sure to check this page out.
The BEGGARS
Now comes the biggest part, the poor ones who will from now onwards be referred as the beggars. Beggars plays a big role in this post because they have only one objective, and that is the scare the shit out of the middle class people. They're here to remind the middle class that THEY WILL BECOME BEGGARS if they don't work their ass off. As of now, I'm secretly believing that the government are paying beggars for just.... being beggars. Now isn't that scary. I bet that if there aren't any beggars, the sun will start revolving around the moon and gays start getting abortions all around the world. The whole cycle will be destroyed!
-pictured above is the divine cycle of social status-
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Since I like guitar solos and you must be worshipping it too for the duration that you spend on this page, I'll compare this whole post with a solo.
The term "guitar solo" is the rich guy. The notes are the middle class. The beggars are the wrongly played notes, inaccuracies or mistakes.
People always remember solos as "that guitar solo from Sweet Child 'O Mine" and not "that G note from Sweet Child 'O Mine". Goddamnit there are so many G notes in that song by the we find out which note is it, John Cusack will be driving limos through earthquakes and tsunamis escaping the end of the world.
The solo will always be the term firstly used, then comes the particular note (because notes work for the boss). But that note must note be inaccurate, or it'll be rendered useless. The inaccurate note will exist solely to remind all those notes that if they moved around too freely, there's a 90% chance that they will be forever remembered as, "That awfully sounding note provides no meaning to the song."
Now please tell me why I shouldn't be scared of beggars.
One one last note, I'm fucking awesome.
Friday, December 25, 2009
Christmas
Just got home an hour ago. I had a great time despite the negative outcomes. A big part of me is feeling glad that the year is ending soon. December has been very very bad to me, as well as Santa tonight. I hope all of you enjoyed your Christmas so far no matter what it is that you've done be it sleeping at home or chatting up single ladies at adultfriendfinders.
Anyway, the year is ending and I'm definitely looking forward to a better year. But I don't wanna talk about this tonight. I wanna talk about guitar!!! Lately, I've been inspired again. This time, it's by Yamazaki Masayoshi. I've got to know him through sweatlee.com when she posted a youtube video of him saying that she wants to marry the damn song.
The song is damn good even though I don't understand what is being sung. So being the stalker that I am, I stalked his everyone of his videos and found out that this guy is John "motherfucking" Lennon's reincarnation!!!! Here's a couple of songs that I like.
His compositions are damn nice, jazzy chords and all that. Great melodies too. And I'm losing my touch, maybe I should quit writing for a while. Fuck this shit.
One More Time, One More Chance
His Best Song So Far
Anyway, the year is ending and I'm definitely looking forward to a better year. But I don't wanna talk about this tonight. I wanna talk about guitar!!! Lately, I've been inspired again. This time, it's by Yamazaki Masayoshi. I've got to know him through sweatlee.com when she posted a youtube video of him saying that she wants to marry the damn song.
The song is damn good even though I don't understand what is being sung. So being the stalker that I am, I stalked his everyone of his videos and found out that this guy is John "motherfucking" Lennon's reincarnation!!!! Here's a couple of songs that I like.
His compositions are damn nice, jazzy chords and all that. Great melodies too. And I'm losing my touch, maybe I should quit writing for a while. Fuck this shit.
One More Time, One More Chance
His Best Song So Far
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Doleful December
Today, a friend notified me that I haven't been updating lately and he's going crazy because of this. Can't sleep, can't eat. To uphold my good guy persona, I've decided to rid all the agony that my friend is tasting with this update.
It's a decided fact that I'm not stranger to delayed(forgotten) updates but this time, it is not on purpose. My life has been fucked up this two months that I've lost all my will to waste my time on writing stuff that only me myself read.
This year will go down as the most depressing doleful christmas I've ever had. All the things around me are crumbling down, falling apart into nothing. Day after day, my belongings are breaking down one by one. I am party aware that all this are part of my own doing but hey.. Why blame yourself when you can blame others?! To cap off this post I'll list down whatever misfortunes that befell me these past few weeks just to make you all feel better about your lives.
1 December
Monthly allowance of 1000 was banked in. Proceeded to treat myself to some delicious sushi. Being the asshole that I am, I spent around 350 in the first week on unnecessary bullshit. Note to self, rental not paid.
4 December
Went to visit the late Uncle Lim. Lost 300 after I've decided that winning back your
initial capital of 150 doesn't really count as being lucky. A war is not won by saying no to all the temptations constantly forced upon yourselves. But you can always say no to friends who are there to stop you, they don't matter until you're back in your car ready to go home. Note to self, rental still not paid.
5-16 December
Wasted more money on more unnecessary stuff. My belt is spoilt. My bag spoilt the next day. There are screeching sounds when I brake my car, should be the result of constant visits to my lifetime archrival Mr. Lim. The college starts clamping people like mad and we can't park illegally anymore. I found out that there's only 2-3 weeks left for assignment and I haven't read the questions thoroughly yet.
I decided to usher my dad for an extra 500 for year end shopping. Life goes on normally for a few days as I skipped a couple of classes without care, in exchange for more intimate moments with my dirty bed.. Note to self, rental not paid, again.
17 December
Went to the devil's fortress again but the damage was minimal, I've lost 47.50 that day. But my dignity was hurt even more. Dealers were laughing at me because I was trying to put the 2.50 chip on whatever spot I can find. I decided to finally end my torment and cash in that sole chip。 Note to self, rental not paid.
18 December
I found out that I somehow like losing and making myself miserable. Cause when you're miserable you complain more, and that is good. Guess where I went this time? And guess the outcome? And guess what note did I make to myself before I went to sleep?
....But I tell myself things will get better. Hope is so wonderful. Here's an early "Happy New Year" to you guys, most probably I'll be too busy fucking the rest of the month up to update. As usual, have fun :)
It's a decided fact that I'm not stranger to delayed(forgotten) updates but this time, it is not on purpose. My life has been fucked up this two months that I've lost all my will to waste my time on writing stuff that only me myself read.
This year will go down as the most depressing doleful christmas I've ever had. All the things around me are crumbling down, falling apart into nothing. Day after day, my belongings are breaking down one by one. I am party aware that all this are part of my own doing but hey.. Why blame yourself when you can blame others?! To cap off this post I'll list down whatever misfortunes that befell me these past few weeks just to make you all feel better about your lives.
1 December
Monthly allowance of 1000 was banked in. Proceeded to treat myself to some delicious sushi. Being the asshole that I am, I spent around 350 in the first week on unnecessary bullshit. Note to self, rental not paid.
4 December
Went to visit the late Uncle Lim. Lost 300 after I've decided that winning back your
initial capital of 150 doesn't really count as being lucky. A war is not won by saying no to all the temptations constantly forced upon yourselves. But you can always say no to friends who are there to stop you, they don't matter until you're back in your car ready to go home. Note to self, rental still not paid.
5-16 December
Wasted more money on more unnecessary stuff. My belt is spoilt. My bag spoilt the next day. There are screeching sounds when I brake my car, should be the result of constant visits to my lifetime archrival Mr. Lim. The college starts clamping people like mad and we can't park illegally anymore. I found out that there's only 2-3 weeks left for assignment and I haven't read the questions thoroughly yet.
I decided to usher my dad for an extra 500 for year end shopping. Life goes on normally for a few days as I skipped a couple of classes without care, in exchange for more intimate moments with my dirty bed.. Note to self, rental not paid, again.
17 December
Went to the devil's fortress again but the damage was minimal, I've lost 47.50 that day. But my dignity was hurt even more. Dealers were laughing at me because I was trying to put the 2.50 chip on whatever spot I can find. I decided to finally end my torment and cash in that sole chip。 Note to self, rental not paid.
18 December
I found out that I somehow like losing and making myself miserable. Cause when you're miserable you complain more, and that is good. Guess where I went this time? And guess the outcome? And guess what note did I make to myself before I went to sleep?
....But I tell myself things will get better. Hope is so wonderful. Here's an early "Happy New Year" to you guys, most probably I'll be too busy fucking the rest of the month up to update. As usual, have fun :)
Monday, December 7, 2009
Broke
I'm fucking broke again. This is an all time record.RM1000 gone in 7 days. Somebody should fuck me in the head. For fuck's sake I need to have some self control.....
Nah, I just need more money. FUCK UNCLE LIM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nah, I just need more money. FUCK UNCLE LIM!!!!!!!!!!!!
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